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Movie Maps
Jan 12 2009, 7:15 pm
By: MePHiStO_IS_GoD
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Jan 12 2009, 7:15 pm MePHiStO_IS_GoD Post #1



Movie maps arenít exactly the most appreciated maps in the Starcraft community, or the most liked for that matter. But, I've always found something fascinating about them and always have since I first started watching them back when I was 12 or so.
Now there's youtube, but back in the far off year of 2001 there wasnít really a way for people without the resources to manage a website to show their content on the internet. So movie maps where an easy and hilarious way to show some funny and creative ideas.
Although quite popular back in the day they've definitely lost their popularity over the past 2 or 3 years and they are only a few active movie map makers left.

The purpose of this topic, Is to talk about Movie maps, what you love and them, what you hate about them, which one is your favorite, etc. Also obviously, to post a ton of movie maps for everybody to watch! Most important though, to try and keep them alive.
I know I'm not the only one who likes them, every mapper from Mini Moose to Tuxedo-Templar has had a shot at the movie map. So come on people! This is all about the movie maps baby ;D

So to start off ill put links to movies Iíve already uploaded, but Iíll be uploading a lot more, including rare gems from the days of wayback. Also everybody feel free to attach movie maps to this topic this isnít just about me itís about everybody whoís ever had a chuckle at movie maps. This one is for you!

Also I'll try to use this topic as a way to talk about upcoming movie maps that are in the works, but enough of my droning text, here are some movies to start us out with!







Lost in Starcraft: The first movie I uploaded to SEN, Itís a movie about a Starcraft playing Nerd who gets sucked into the starcraft world and finds out that itís not as much fun as he thought it would be.
http://www.staredit.net/files/3/




Zombie Movie: A spoof of bad zombie movies that have plagued movie goers for years. Watch as stereotypical characters make stupid decisions and get devoured by flesh hungry zealo- I mean zombies. ^^
http://www.staredit.net/files/602/





Lost in Starcraft 2: This movie continues the adventures of Larry as once again, He's sucked into the Starcraft world against his will. This time though, he has to save the Starcraft world from evil! Epicness ensures.
http://www.staredit.net/files/530/





Sexcraft Brood Whores: If starcraft was a porno were everybody had a perverted name, this is what it might be like.
http://www.staredit.net/files/665/




The Map Reviewer Series: A series of movie maps that act as an angry critic's rants about really shitty maps that infest the starcraft mainstream for no good reason. There are 3 episodes so far but Iím sure they'll be more to come
Episode 1: http://www.staredit.net/files/621/
Episode 2: http://www.staredit.net/files/795/
Episode 3: http://www.staredit.net/files/876/





Sexcraft 2, The Brood Whores: The sequel to the most loved/hated movie map ever! Lots of sexiness in this one ;)
http://www.staredit.net/files/827/





Random Movie About A Hot Girl: My latest attempt at humor, A short movie map about one man's past and on obsession with a super hot babe ;D
http://www.staredit.net/files/1156/




I know these are all movies Iíve already uploaded but donít worry; Iíll definitely be posting more as time goes on. This is a good way to start things off. So feel free to post any and all movie maps here. :)



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Jan 12 2009, 7:58 pm Devourer Post #2

Hello

I watched each of them and I loved each one (well, the random movie about a hot girl is way too short, but still fun)
everone should take looks.



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Jan 13 2009, 12:36 am l)ark_ssj9kevin Post #3

Just here for the activity... well not really

RIVE's movies ftw.



guy lifting weight (animated smiley):

O-IC
OI-C

"Oh, I see it"


Jan 13 2009, 4:54 am MePHiStO_IS_GoD Post #4



RIVE!! Premission to post your maps here too ;D



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Jan 13 2009, 3:44 pm UnholyUrine Post #5



Excellent!! =D

But!.. You've forgotten the most important movie map... The one that (i think) started it all..

Kerrigan has Sex with Duke.

(ppl in my clan knows i'm obssessed with this map) BUT This map was tha best..

And don't forget Starsmart =o.



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Jan 13 2009, 6:56 pm MePHiStO_IS_GoD Post #6



Quote from UnholyUrine
Excellent!! =D

But!.. You've forgotten the most important movie map... The one that (i think) started it all..

Kerrigan has Sex with Duke.

(ppl in my clan knows i'm obssessed with this map) BUT This map was tha best..

And don't forget Starsmart =o.


Lol yeah dont Worry Ill upload them both when I get a chance. Actually the maps B.net Experience, and Britney Spears Concert, both predate KHSWD.
Ill have to look on my old computer to find Britney Spears concert that was pretty damn funny ^^



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Jan 13 2009, 6:58 pm Decency Post #7



Tux's A&O trailer is the best movie map I've ever seen, easily.

Also, "The Battle.net Experience" has been around for years, it's funny as hell.



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Jan 13 2009, 7:07 pm MePHiStO_IS_GoD Post #8



More movies!

Kerrigan Has Sex with Duke: A very early movie map thats withstood the test of time. The sounds it uses are simply hysterical :D
http://www.staredit.net/files/618/

B.net Experience: My personal favorite movie map. A hilarious and clever look at what its like to play team melee on the B.net. Dealing with dumbass players and people who are never at their keyboards Teehee. Pure win ^^
http://www.staredit.net/files/340/

StarSmarts: I'm suprised this one hasnt been uploaded yet, this is another great movie map about a gameshow with (Alexei Stukov as the host) thats full of quirky contestants and hilarity.
(attached below)

That's all for now but i'll try to post more movie maps at least every other day.

Attachments:
[StarSmarts].scx
Hits: 31 Size: 167.5kb



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Jan 13 2009, 7:12 pm Devourer Post #9

Hello

Quote from MePHiStO_IS_GoD
More movies!

Kerrigan Has Sex with Duke: A very early movie map thats withstood the test of time. The sounds it uses are simply hysterical :D
http://www.staredit.net/files/618/

B.net Experience: My personal favorite movie map. A hilarious and clever look at what its like to play team melee on the B.net. Dealing with dumbass players and people who are never at their keyboards Teehee. Pure win ^^
http://www.staredit.net/files/340/

StarSmarts: I'm suprised this one hasnt been uploaded yet, this is another great movie map about a gameshow with (Alexei Stukov as the host) thats full of quirky contestants and hilarity.
(attached below)

That's all for now but i'll try to post more movie maps at least every other day.

:) Good idea to open this topic :) and now go and make Map Reviewer 4 :D
anyway,



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Jan 13 2009, 7:29 pm Zergblender Post #10



You need at least some SC-insight to fully understand Mephs odd humor.

Lol, Larry's thoughts about Labyrinthos RPG :P.



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Jan 13 2009, 11:17 pm lil-Inferno Post #11

Just here for the pie

I've had a shot at a (failed) move map made in one day :D. For those interested (you really shouldn't be) here it is:

Attachments:
The Joke to End All Jokes.scm
Hits: 20 Size: 66.12kb




Jan 14 2009, 12:47 am KiIIer2121 Post #12



eh heres a dbz map xD

DragonBall Z Season 1:

Attachments:
DBZ - Season 1ZT.scx
Hits: 9 Size: 985.6kb



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Jan 14 2009, 1:03 am TriggR_HappE Post #13



Just watched B.net experience... I want those 10 minutes of my life back.



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Jan 14 2009, 1:32 am MadZombie Post #14



Sen has a movie doesn't it? I remember seeing it.



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Jan 14 2009, 1:41 am MePHiStO_IS_GoD Post #15



Quote from TriggR_HappE
Just watched B.net experience... I want those 10 minutes of my life back.

Blashphemy! You didnt find it funny!? Damn well I'm sorry

-Gives you an IOU for ten minutes of your life-



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Jan 14 2009, 2:53 am lil-Inferno Post #16

Just here for the pie

Quote from MadZombie
Sen has a movie doesn't it? I remember seeing it.
It's called SEN the Movie by Golden-Fist. It's in the DLDB.




Jan 14 2009, 5:45 pm Symmetry Post #17

Dungeon Master

Quote from lil-Inferno
Quote from MadZombie
Sen has a movie doesn't it? I remember seeing it.
It's called SEN the Movie by Golden-Fist. It's in the DLDB.

I recommend it :P



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Jan 14 2009, 6:07 pm Corbo Post #18

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

I made a movie map once to mock a mapping clan called D12).
I remember the set up was that they were all fags and they went to a gay club one night and then Backstreet Boys' Everybody started playing. It was lulzy.

Let me see if I can find it so I can upload it again.



fuck you all

Jan 14 2009, 7:08 pm MePHiStO_IS_GoD Post #19



More Movie maps!

SEN The Movie: A Movie advertising the website. A little short for my taste but it's still pretty funny It's worth checking out.
http://www.staredit.net/files/824/

A Goliath's Life: I gotta give props to creator RIVE on this one. Taking an entire uncut .wav file and making it sync up perfectly with the events on this map must've been a most tedious task. But it's worth it cause it's comic genius ;)
http://www.staredit.net/files/295/

Yellow Submarine: Another music synced movie using The Beatles' classic song. I dont think this is as funny as A Goliath's Life but its still very entertaining
http://www.staredit.net/files/41/

Kill Me!: This is probably the most professinal movie ever made; to be expected by maker Tuxedo_Templar. When this first came out I thought it was the funniest movie ever...but watching it now I dont really find it that funny anymore. Regardless, it's still worth watching.
(Attached at bottom)

Attachments:
Kill Me! [v1.0](Movie).scx
Hits: 24 Size: 670.16kb



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Jan 16 2009, 8:42 pm MePHiStO_IS_GoD Post #20



Time to post some more movie maps :)

Ricks Rebab series: A humorous series of movies about crazy people trying to live together in Rehab. 3 episodes so far but hopefully theres more on the way :D

Episode 1: http://www.staredit.net/files/875/
Episode 2: http://www.staredit.net/files/890/
Episode 3: http://www.staredit.net/files/911/

Vista: A short but funny movie trashing windows new incredibly annoying operating system.
http://www.staredit.net/files/872/

Are you okay, Torrasque?: Im suprised to see this one on the database. A very old movie map where players actually control the units. Its a weird one no doubt, but its a movie map classic. definately worth checking out
http://www.staredit.net/files/815/

Hmm I guess thats all for now. This should be enough movies to start us off with. I'll be setting up my old computer soon so I can find some rare movies to upload here. Till then, keep it real ;D



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GGmano -- maybe its not about the size i guess since its now above 6000 and was saved
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GGmano -- idk it could also be about the map size its like above 6k kb map wont be saved,, 6000kb of triggers no sounds im aware sounds can go beyond that size
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GGmano -- heres link for the new release http://www.staredit.net/topic/18475/#1
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GGmano -- i now released it after deleting triggers 3 times sadly
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GGmano -- 100k i think
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Oh_Man -- how many trigs u got?
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