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Uploaded on:Aug 12 2008, 9:35 pm
Uploaded by:MePHiStO_IS_GoD
Author:|2015|
Downloads:617

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Heres a movie I haven't uploaded yet!. In Sexcraft: Brood Whores the Starcraft world is transformed into a perverted world where everybody has a dirty name (teehee). Our heroes soon discover a horrible truth about their girlfriends that could spell disaster and the only way to stop it is to destroy the evil Sperg (Zerg). Anyway Enjoy

Disclaminer: This map is funny as hell

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checkmate824 wrote on Jul 7 2015, 10:18 pm:
Very good, very funny... in that special way that all living organisms can relate to. ^o^

SPOILERS BELOW DUE TO CRITICISM
Notes (dont change please); I thought the menstrual plot-point was sexist, but more importantly, but personally disturbing, reinforces, in and of itself, the perceptual biases which cause mean behaviour during this distressed time for women.

Penix's opening line was funny as all hell. Parody names were well-executed.
The choice of Obeservor as the portrait for the narrator was a subtle, but intelligent choice.
The reference to Enslaver's expendable heroes was a particularly smart joke.
Smart modern music jokes.

Good, good, work; more positive comments, but I'll leave it with less spoilers.

-BW-Map_God wrote on Sep 14 2009, 3:59 pm:
27 minutes of inappropriate jokes and gross stuff happening. I found it mostly offensive, and the characters began to annoy me with their single sex driven focus. If you have very low moral standards this movie might interest you, otherwise save yourself some time. It was done alright just mostly gross and offensive.

RIVE wrote on Aug 17 2008, 7:10 am:
For the win.

Falkoner wrote on Aug 15 2008, 11:41 pm:
Lol, I watched it yesterday, and all I have to say is..... PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheathunta wrote on Aug 15 2008, 5:04 pm:
This crap is pretty funny. PENIS!!!! never gets old lol.

The_z0r wrote on Aug 14 2008, 2:26 pm:
Yes, it did.

Falkoner wrote on Aug 13 2008, 10:45 pm:
Uh, didn't this already get locked by Moose? http://staredit.net/files/4/

[10:31 am]
NudeRaider -- blessed innocent soul knows nothing of the strife we had before EUDs were discovered :teehee:
[2026-6-23. : 3:29 am]
DarkenedFantasies -- Probably just didn't care. For example, at some point before release, they've updated the graphics of some of the Protoss buildings (Forge, CyberCore, Citadel, Observatory, Arbiter Tribunal), but instead of properly re-rendering them with edited 3D models, they did crappy copy-paste jobs on the rendered graphics.
[2026-6-22. : 8:35 pm]
Ultraviolet -- :wob:
[2026-6-21. : 11:38 pm]
Symmetry -- :wob:
[2026-6-21. : 4:56 am]
Ultraviolet -- I suppose we'll likely never know, but my guess would be that they already saw it operating successfully and there was no monetary incentive to finish the original work. And the dev cycle in old school Blizzard was so hectic, it's possible it just got forgotten about after the original game got released. Plus there's an element of existing MPQ files that were packaged with the original discs becoming outdated if they updated it. And it's not like they remade the original MPQs, they just made new ones for BW specifically
[2026-6-21. : 4:26 am]
Oh_Man -- so that makes me think maybe the theory they are unfinished is not true and its a deliberate design decision, coz why not finish them wen ur making brood war?
[2026-6-21. : 4:25 am]
Oh_Man -- the thing is thos buildings are from classic. that means they went ahead and made brood war without ever finishing the 'unfinished' buildings
[2026-6-20. : 6:15 pm]
Ultraviolet -- Yeah he's talked about a lot of that stuff in his casts before. It seems plausible. Especially knowing how Blizzard of yesteryear operated.
[2026-6-20. : 3:47 pm]
NudeRaider -- to clarify: couldn't recall the behavior for every single Protoss building but I was aware the disparity exists.
[2026-6-20. : 3:43 pm]
NudeRaider -- Contained nothing new for me. Didn't know all building's behavior, but very much all unit's. Also Terran balance whine - also nothing new :lol:
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