Pretend that someone professionally filmed your entire life from the day you were born, and you had never noticed. It is raw, unedited, uncensored footage. Soon you find a poster on your local movie theater's walls that advertised a new movie called : [Insert your name here]'s Life: The Movie. What would be your reaction? So anyway, answer these questions. They would be your movie statistics:

• Rating: Would it be Rated X, R, PG-13, PG, G? Would there be a sex scene !
  
• Length: This is pretty much just how old you are.
  
• Characters: Who would be the protagonist, antagonist, minor characters? Obviously the protagonist is you.
  
• Filmed at. . .: Where would your life get filmed?
  
• Genre: What type of movie would your life be? Comedy, Drama, Action, etc.
  
• Dialogue: What are some samples of dialogue we might hear?
  
• Plot: What would the plot be. This is pretty much a given.
  
• Other: Insert other statistics and/or details here.
  

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I made a thread like this because I didn't want to do a simple "What Is Your Life Like" thread.

• Rating: PG-13, R
  
• Length: 18.5 Years
  
• Characters: Protagonist; Me, Friends; about 20-30, Enemies; everyone else and some chick named Julie
  
• Filmed at: Seattle Washington region
  
• Genre: Comedy, drama, action
  
• Dialogue: "RETARDS!!", "You don't look like the type to listen to death metal", "I love you!!" (Not from me)
  
• Plot: Kid who grows up strangely and at age 18 is managing a pizza shop for $14 an hour and constantly calls his underlings "retard"
  
• Other: The rating could also possibly be X I guess. It might turn out to be an empire records like movie.
  

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Jun 16 2008, 6:57 am by Ejac.

• Rating: X
  
• Lenght: 15 years
  
• Characters: Me, two girls, about five of my friends, some teachers and my family
  
• Filmed at: El Salvador
  
• Genre: Comedy, Drama, Action
  
• Dialogue: "Today seems to be a cloudy, dark, cold day... Just as I love them!" "Not school again!" "Oh, I'm so lazy to mod anything today!" "Argh, were is Adriana? Damnit" "It sometimes scares how you think like me when it comes about girls and their atributes..."
  
• Plot: Life of a teenager surrounded by so many confusing signs and violence, while still reamining sane
  
• Other: Just comments, 4chan isn't exactly teen-rated, adn there have been some interesting (I''m virign, BTW) scenes in my life, so it is X. It includes hardcore gaming
  

Wouldn't it be X for all of us over the age of 14? I'm sure everyone here masturbates and some have gone further...

I'd be like, "Oh mien Gawd..."

• Rating: Rated X.
  
• Length: 17 Years.
  
• Characters: Richard (me); Mike, Steve, Ryan (Richard's Friends), the Folks (Richard's Family), dipshits (Richard's enemies).
  
• Filmed at: Berwyn then New Lenox Illinois.
  
• Genre: Comedy/Indie
  
• Dialogue: "You Suck!", "Oh god, that's sexy!", "F*CK!"
  
• Plot: A rise and fall of popularity, and then a rise in Richard's band.
  
• Other: Noobs get pwned.
  

# Rating: M, for language. X, if it delves much into much detail of years 8-10 in my life.
# Length: 2 hours. We can cut out about 17 years, right?
# Characters: Protagonist: Earth; Antogonist: Me; Minor Characters: Viewers! D:
# Filmed at..: Under the sea, in an octopus' garden, in the shade. ... failing that, Utah.
# Genre: ... biographical? >.> Certainly not action, most certainly not drama, and possibly not comedy.
# Dialogue: "Bloody shit!" "Bloody Hell!" "Bloody crap!" "Bloody pain!" "Bloody blargle..." "Oh, bloody..." "Bloody ...!"
# Plot: I'm born. I live. I die. I conquer.
# Other: The movie ends up bringing in a negative profit. =(

• Rating: PG-13
  
• Length: 16 years.
  
• Characters: Me, my family, some friends from school.
  
• Filmed at: Russia (St. Petersburg, Moscow), Switzerland, Denmark, Finland, United States (California, New York), Mexico (vacations!)
  
• Genre: Drama, Comedy
  
• Dialogue: 'Why the hell did I just say that?' 'It's only Tuesday.. DAMN!' 'Привет'
  
• Plot: Life of a teenager who goes on vacation a lot and still kicks everyone's ass.
  
• Other: Epic. This movie is Epic. On account that the main character is extremely epic.
  

• Rating: X
  
• Length: 'Til death (Which frankly, is impossible to end since I am immortal.
  
• Characters: Everybody
  
• Filmed at. . .: Everywhere
  
• Genre: Everything
  
• Dialogue: Everything
  
• Plot: Everything
  
• Other: Everything
  

• Rating: X
  
• Length: 13 Years
  
• Characters: Many people
  
• Filmed at: Iowa and Wisconsin
  
• Genre: Comedy, some genre involving people being freaked out.
  
• Dialogue: "OVER 9000?!?!?!????!" "Bitch." "Rob the Jewish store, tell them to make me some matzah."
  
• Plot: Person grows from normal child to someone who goes to 4chan. Is unpopular until middle school, where popularity soars for a reason unknown to him.
  
• Other: FOARCHAN
  

My initial reaction: WTF!? Who the hell is stalking me!?
In my personal opinion, lil inferno is trying to stalk us and gather information on SENners so that he can decide who to rape first. All he cares about si whether or not we're . . . experienced . . .

• Rating: PG-13 <--- I'm a clean boy. It might be R though for violence.
  
• Length: 14 years
  
• Characters: Me, my friends, teachers, family, everybody else I have come in contact with.
  
• Filmed at. . .: Earth. Various countries including the US, China, Japan, UK, Mexico.
  
• Genre: Comedy/(Drama?)
  
• Dialogue: 1 4r3s t3h s1l3nt n1nj4! F34r m3!
  *Dialogue has been formatted to fit geekish minds.
  
• Plot: Grows up from a little boy to a high school freshman. Everything in between might possibly be irrelevant.
  
• Other: Kill yourself in a manly way. (ie. Challenge a ninja assassin to a death match; get a handful of kids at your school to be spartans, and pretend the rest of the school are persians. Pretend you are in a 300 environment/situation. Have fun.)
  

Everybody wishes they were me.

• Rating: R
  
• Length: 14.9 years
  
• Characters: Hooplah
  
• Filmed at: Seattle, WA
  
• Genre: Comedy/mockumentary/drama
  
• Dialogue: "That's over nine thousand."
  "Shit, bitch, mothafuckin' ass on da blap blap!"
  "Don't start a band!"
  "Ninjas."
  
• Plot: The story of the kid that everyone thinks is a freakin' genius (but is actually about 12 IQ points below that level) as he struggles to get through life, love, and all that other shit. With sarcasm.
  
• Other: Soundtrack features Reel Big Fish.
  

• Rating: Depends on how much of what they show. Probably like PG-13. >.>
  
• Length: 17 years
  
• Characters: Me. ... Whoeer (very few) people I contact with.
  
• Filmed at. . .: Utaj
  
• Genre: Well, if it is about my friends, comedy. If it is about just me... then bore.
  
• Dialogue: None. I hardly speak as I am on the computer most the time. xP Though with friends, all sorts of nonsensical jokes. "Aw shit. I just wet my pancakes."
  
• Plot: Uh. Me on the computer for long hours, or me with friends having a jolly ol' time.
  
• Other: Most boring movie evar.
  

• Rating: M. Quite alot of swears in my life. Fapping is also a regular scene.
  
• Length: 14.
  
• Characters: Me; My family; My friends.
  
• Filmed at. . .: Various Latvian places, with some scenes in other countries.
  
• Genre: Drama/Romance, minor Comedy.
  
• Dialogue: ''Yeah so.. err.. wanna be my girlfriend?'' ''No.'' ''Damn. Ok. Cya!''
  ''So.. The weather today is nice.. Wanna be m-'' ''NO.'' ''Alright.''
  ''Hey, so--.'' ''NO, GOD DAMN IT, NO!'' ''Shit. ''
  
• Plot: A young latvian boy discovers the life of a nerd.
  
• Other: Soundtrack heavly features Linkin Park, comming to a cinema near you.
  

• Rating: [don't know what all these categories mean, and am too lazy to google it ATM]
  
• Length: 18.
  
• Characters: Roman (me) and all the people I've ever communicated with.
  
• Filmed at: Riga, Latvia
  
• Genre: Psychology, philosophy
  
• Dialogue: "...he squeezes it out of himself. Then, when he can't take it no more, he breaks, like that time at the lake. He communicates with people not of his caliber, because he can't communicate with those of his own; that's why he is actually dissapointed with the people around him. I bet my socks that he's not even happy with his girlfriend. About your argument with him - every man, on some level, wants to change everyone around to his own image, so he wants you to squeeze it out of yourself just like he does" - an approximate reconstruction of my words in a serious talk we had with my friend.
  "Imagine a person that does not understand sacrasm and is armed with a rifle that shoots despair" - the luly stuff from my creative classmate. We sit at the first desk and have ultimate lulz all the time. Now that I'm leaving school, I'll miss this stuff.
  
• Plot: You will see the plot ONLY if the movie has a narrator that depicts all my thoughts.
  
• Other: Several people get hurt in this movie, so it might be considered as violent by some.
  

Yes, a 14 year old rapist.

FINUL FANTASY LUNCH BATTEL!
teh hawtest kind

It happens.

Oh wait, NerdyTerdy isn't 14, he just goes for them.

Or how far you let the camarographer go

Hmmm on a more serious note, I think I might re-write my movie...

• Rating: Varies with the age I am in the movie, but don't worry, by the time you reach your limit, you have already wasted that time and should be old enough to watch the rest
  
• Length: 18 years, 9 months +/-
  
• Characters: Me, my family and closest relatives, shitload of kids, even more random people, some teachers, another shitload of random people, my friends and some more random people.
  
• Filmed in: Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland, Russia, Spain, Germany, Poland and the Netherlands.
  
• Genre: Comedy, drama, documentary, thriller.
  
• Dialogue: Crapfuck! Haha, skameid! lol... Kløæ? Eh? Å æ de te midda? FFS!
  
• Plot: The life of Zycorax, with certain modification.
  
• Other: Let's skip all the sleep, shall we? Oh, wait, no.
  

Enjoy!

It would only be 12 years and 3 months if you did that!