Pope, Pope, stay away!
Don't come back some other day
It's worse than a sin that we have to pay
To hear you preach against the American way
How dare you show your face in the great USA
Where dictators like you are out of place!
We believe in freedom and democracy here
And fairness for the whole human race
Now here you come parading on your pompous royal clatter
Pretending that you govern the earth
But a million mouths are hungry while the church is growing fatter
That shows us just how much you are worth
You always that say Woman is "God's holy flower"
But you really cannot hide what you mean
If you control her body and won't let her share her power
She just becomes a breeding machine
The world is overcrowded and they're dying of starvation
And you tell us what we need is a prayer!
A simple word from you could help control the population
But, no! You're too religious to care
You think that we should cower to your great medieval power
But who the devil do you think you are?
Since we can't put up with you, why should we put you up?
This is really going much too far!
You say to "Pray for Peace" while your Inquisition rages
And you push us to the end of our rope
We will never get away from the bloody Dark Ages
Till we've excommunicated the Pope.
Lesbian political rap, ftw.
None.