Granted, two other people start posting at the same time.
I wish that Voyager would stop posting
None.
Granted but we start a petition and they close down SEN...
I wish that story u made up was true (sounds really cool)
None.
Granted but I invent a time machine with my awesomeness and go back in-time so his story never came true but it already did come true before i went back in-time so your wish was granted before.
I wish people would stop posting huge stories.
None.
Granted, it occurs, killing blacklight and ellric in the process.
I wish I had a free mineral.
None.
Granted but because you got a free mineral IP bans you from SEN.
None.
Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
Granted, but without huge stories, this topic becomes inactive. It turns out that this topic was the main attraction drawing people to SEN, so the site goes into a decline and is eventually shut down. As way of apology, Moose gives all users one mineral the day before the site goes down.
I wish blacklight would die a painful death for implying that my posts are not enjoyable!
EDIT: You dare post before me? Well ha, it doesn't matter because
you forgot a wish!
Man, I always forget to add my wish...
I died a painful death but I was immune to pain so I died but I was revived by the power of the gods.
None.
Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
/me dies from the irony
I wish more people would listen to They Might Be Giants.
/me dies from the irony
I wish more people would listen to They Might Be Giants.
Granted, but They Might Be Giants kills anyone that listens to it.
I wish people would not spam at SEN.
Granted, but people eventually get bored of not being able to laugh at spam and SEN eventually become abondened...
I wish I knew what a cockaroach was thinking
None.
Granted, but people eventually get bored of not being able to laugh at spam and SEN eventually become abondened...
I wish I knew what a cockaroach was thinking
Here you go: In Russia, wish makes you! O, and I am immune to all of humans efforts to eliminate me, muahaha!
I wish people would stop flirting with my girlfriend.
Granted, she breaks up with you for having no excuse to stay together.
I wish I had another 2Gig flash drive.
None.
Granted, but your computer gets stolen the next day (i actually got one of those)
I wish I could join a Tyrannomon Party like the one in my sig
None.
You join a party buy the party people hate you so they kill you.
I wish I could be in the cybergames.
None.
Granted, but you die in it.
I wish i had more wishes
None.
You get more wishes but you use them all up because you didn't wish for more wishes because of your stupidness and then you decide to volunteer for an experiment that you had no idea what it was so the scientists pushed you off a cliff and you fell forever and ever and you can't do anything because you are paralyzed and you can feel pain so eventually you fall into the core and you keep burning and one of your wishes was that you couldn't die.
I wish that everyone donated there minerals to me.
None.
Granted, but you donate it to charity and you become obese.
None.
forgot your wish.
I wish i had powers of the devil.
None.
Granted, but the guy who wished to have the powers of god beats u
I wish they would call balrog from streetfighter by his real name...Mike Bison
None.
Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
Granted, but it only occurs in the history books, published long after your untimely lemon-related death.
I wish I didn't have to study for this test.