This is for fun only. All you get are bragging rights if you're elected - you don't receive any actual power....other than the respect and reverence of your peers.

First step: Determine your want for presidency.
Second step: Determine your running mate
Third step: Choose your party.
Fourth step: Declare your intent to run for president in this thread before the election date.

Elections will take place November 9th, and the Polls will be closed November 12th.
Presidents will be elected by majority vote. If there are too many parties - more than five - we'll hold primaries and weed out some of the parties.

I put a placeholder poll at the top, because last time I tried to add a poll in retrospect the system wouldn't let me.



CURRENT CANDIDATES:

Fire_Kame (Kiwi)
Running Mate: Voyager

Excalibur (Excalibarian)
Running Mate: Hayley Williams

Oh_Man (Oh_Godwhy)
Running Mate: Jack

lil_inferno (LNAAWP)
Running Mate: Gary Oak

Devlin (Rainbow)
Running Mate: ???

Azrael (FAP)
Running Mate: Roy

Poison (JOKER)
Running Mate: Farty

Post has been edited 11 time(s), last time on Oct 19 2012, 3:32 pm by Fire_Kame.

Excalibur of the Excalibarian Party: Because there ain't no party like the Excalibarian party because the Excalibarian party is incapable of ceasing party activities.

If I'm reminded, I'll vote. We gotta know what kind of platform these people are running on though!

My platform is simple: Vote for me or be Excalibanned. I promise minerals, kiwis, blackjack, and hookers for all.

I would like to nominate Oh_Man for president and Jack as his running mate

I'll nominate lil-Inferno. I'm not sure what party he'd be aligned with, but I'm sure it'd be something like the anti-theist literal Nazi party.

If you've been nominated, and want to take your name off or want to change your party name leave a message here and I'll change it for you.

I need a running mate. Who wants to represent the Kiwi Party, which promises socialized kiwis at no additional cost to the middle class?

I'll run. My party is the "Rainbow Party", where booze will be plentiful and all women are greeted with tasteful giftbags full of lipstick.

CAN I BE YOUR RUNNING MATE!?!?!?!

So I can backstab you, you cylon mafia scum?

Oh god I'm going to be sick. Vrael don't encourage him.

I will run as representative of the Awesome Party.

For my running mate, I choose Roy.

If you vote for the Awesome Party, when we win you can come to our awesome party.

Also, you'll be officially labeled "Awesome" at SEN for the rest of time.

"Vote awesome! Vote Awesome!"

Since I've been nominated, I would like to run under the

LITERALLY NATIONAL ATHEIST AMERICAN WORKERS' PARTY

My running mate will be Gary Oak. Our agenda includes tax increases on non-90's kids, tax increases on theists, tax increases on Mac users, criminalizing friendzoning, free doctorates in atheism for neckbeards, and deportation of Republicans.

If you vote for us, you will be literally not Hitler.

If I am already literally Hitler, will a vote for you make that go away?

It'll certainly cleanse you of your theocratic fascism.

I officially suspend my campaign and move to endorse the LITERALLY NATIONAL ATHEIST AMERICAN WORKERS' PARTY. I'm a fan of hating friendzoning, and I'd like to not shave my budding neckbeard every 20 minutes.

Can I get one in atheist engineering?

You can have one in whatever you want so long as you have glorious neck pubes.

That's sexist!

I bet you have binders full of women too, don't you lil?!

Females who wish to receive doctorates in atheistic professions of their choice may have them provided they don't literally friendzone me.

Lil...you just don't understand. Relationships ruin friendships. Just ask Devlin.