Staredit Network > Forums > Null > Topic: The way you eat your kiwi.
The way you eat your kiwi.
Jun 7 2011, 9:50 pm
By: TiKels  

Jun 7 2011, 9:50 pm TiKels Post #1



Well SEN meme aside, I was at a party a few weeks ago and a guy gave me a kiwi to eat (lolwut?), but I couldn't find like, a knife or a spoon or anything to cut and eat it. I said this and he said "Just eat it. Eat it like an apple!"

So I did.

I was actually really surprised at how UNhairy it was in my mouth. Maybe I was just at the right level of toxins in my body or it was a well-shaven kiwi, but has anyone else ever done this before?

Are you kiwxperienced?

Ever done this before?

Gotta love random topic thoughts =D



"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."

-NudeRaider

Jun 7 2011, 9:59 pm Dem0n Post #2

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Quote from TiKels
I was actually really surprised at how UNhairy it was in my mouth.
That's what she said. :teach:




Jun 7 2011, 9:59 pm Sacrieur Post #3

Still Napping

YOU LEAVE MY KIWIS OUT OF THIS :ermm:



None.

Jun 7 2011, 10:47 pm Lanthanide Post #4



You know kiwi are a protected, endangered species, right?



None.

Jun 7 2011, 10:59 pm Raitaki Post #5



I haven't eaten kiwi, but I've eaten some kind of small bird before :O Many times :O Feels good man <3



None.

Jun 7 2011, 11:02 pm O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #6

👻 👾 👽 💪



You just eat it like an apple?!



TinyMap2 - Latest in map compression! ( 7/09/14 - New build! )
EUD Action Enabler - Lightweight EUD/EPD support! (ChaosLauncher/MPQDraft support!)
EUDDB - topic - Help out by adding your EUDs! Or Submit reference files in the References tab!
MapSketch - New image->map generator!
EUDTrig - topic - Quickly and easily convert offsets to EUDs! (extended players supported)
SC2 Map Texture Mask Importer/Exporter - Edit texture placement in an image editor!
\:farty\: This page has been viewed [img]http://farty1billion.dyndns.org/Clicky.php?img.gif[/img] times!

Jun 7 2011, 11:28 pm Tempz Post #7



Lol I'm pretty sure hes talking about the kiwi fruit and not the kiwi bird.



None.

Jun 7 2011, 11:49 pm lil-Inferno Post #8

Just here for the pie

Quote from Tempz
Lol I'm pretty sure hes talking about the kiwi fruit and not the kiwi bird.
WE KNOW THAT.




Jun 7 2011, 11:49 pm TiKels Post #9



Quote from Tempz
Lol I'm pretty sure hes talking about the kiwi fruit and not the kiwi bird.
No, really?



"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."

-NudeRaider

Jun 8 2011, 12:01 am Dem0n Post #10

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Quote from Tempz
Lol I'm pretty sure hes talking about the kiwi fruit and not the kiwi bird.

lul stol'd from roy




Jun 8 2011, 12:18 am Lanthanide Post #11



So in order to stop this thread from completely dying: has anyone here had a Golden kiwifruit? I don't actually like kiwifruit at all so don't eat the green or gold ones. Just interested in other's opinions or whether they've tried one. There's also a red variety that is being worked on, although they're quite small and aren't widely grown yet.

http://www.zesprikiwi.com/goldkiwi.htm



None.

Jun 8 2011, 12:32 am ubermctastic Post #12



I didn't even know such a thing existed.... That golden yellow color looks unappealing to me comared to the green ones, which are delicious.



None.

Jun 8 2011, 12:35 am Raitaki Post #13



Quote from Lanthanide
So in order to stop this thread from completely dying: has anyone here had a Golden kiwifruit? I don't actually like kiwifruit at all so don't eat the green or gold ones. Just interested in other's opinions or whether they've tried one. There's also a red variety that is being worked on, although they're quite small and aren't widely grown yet.

http://www.zesprikiwi.com/goldkiwi.htm
....Guess it looks less gross and bitter and maybe sour than green kiwi. But still, nuuuuuh.



None.

Jun 8 2011, 12:50 am ubermctastic Post #14



It looks like a salt potatoe with seeds on the inside.



None.

Jun 8 2011, 1:17 am Fire_Kame Post #15

wth is starcraft

Quote from Sacrieur
YOU LEAVE MY KIWIS OUT OF THIS :ermm:

FUCK YOU MAN

YOU WEREN'T THERE

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE




Jun 8 2011, 1:20 am Raitaki Post #16



Quote from Fire_Kame
Quote from Sacrieur
YOU LEAVE MY KIWIS OUT OF THIS :ermm:

FUCK YOU MAN

YOU WEREN'T THERE

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE
Wut is Kame's sibling/relative/friend/random stranger/intelligent pet doing on SEN :hurr:



None.

Jun 8 2011, 1:26 am Fire_Kame Post #17

wth is starcraft

Quote from Raitaki
Quote from Fire_Kame
Quote from Sacrieur
YOU LEAVE MY KIWIS OUT OF THIS :ermm:

FUCK YOU MAN

YOU WEREN'T THERE

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE
Wut is Kame's sibling/relative/friend/random stranger/intelligent pet doing on SEN :hurr:

what just happened in this thread?




Jun 8 2011, 1:41 am NicholasBeige Post #18



This didn't happen:



And I am dissapoint because of it.



None.

Jun 8 2011, 1:49 am Fire_Kame Post #19

wth is starcraft

:kame: Second post you've made that I've approved of. You have a bright future here.




Jun 8 2011, 5:34 am Jack Post #20

>be faceless void >mfw I have no face

Silly americanubs, it's kiwifruit not kiwi. GET IT RIGHT



Red classic.

"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."

Options
  Back to forum
Please log in to reply to this topic or to report it.
Members in this topic: None.
[10:07 pm]
lil-Inferno -- nah
[08:36 pm]
Ultraviolet -- Inf, we've got a job for you. ASUS has been very naughty and we need our lil guy to go do their mom's to teach them if they fuck around, they gon' find out
[05:25 pm]
NudeRaider -- there he is, right on time! Go UV! :D
[05:24 pm]
lil-Inferno -- poopoo
[05:14 pm]
UndeadStar -- I wonder if that's what happened to me. A returned product (screen) was "officially lost" for a while before being found and refunded. Maybe it would have remained "lost" if I didn't communicate?
[03:36 pm]
NudeRaider -- :lol:
[2024-5-16. : 3:02 am]
Ultraviolet -- I'm gonna send inf to have sex with their moms
[2024-5-16. : 3:02 am]
Ultraviolet -- fuck those motherfuckers
[2024-5-15. : 11:02 pm]
NudeRaider -- PSA: ASUS apparently decided their RMA department needs to "become profitable" and for a while now outright tries to scam customers. They were called out on it a year ago, promised to change, but didn't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pMrssIrKcY so my recommendation: Stop buying ASUS, and if you already have and need something RMA'd, make sure to not let them bully you into paying.
[2024-5-15. : 3:08 pm]
Oh_Man -- example of wat u mean?
Please log in to shout.


Members Online: 2taylore382gN9, 6audreyc7423rB3, Roy