Alright, here's my predicament: there's this decently hot girl I know, and I can tell she likes me, and I'd go for her, but she has a fucking HUGE mustache. It's worse than most guys who don't shave in their teens. I've been trying to figure out how the hell to tell her about this massive thing without offending her, but I'm absolutely stumped.
Half the reason I posted here is because most of the answers will be hilarious, so go ahead with that too!
I have a hard time believing that any girl who would be considered "decently hot" would have a moustache.
Maybe you need to get your eyes checked or up your standards.
Otherwise just keep staring at it until she gets weirded out. If she really wants you, she'll shave it out of embarrassment. That way you can also tell if she's into you. Make advances, and if that thing's not gone within a week, then you have no chance.
OMFG, I almost pissed myself. But in all seriousness, I would just tell you. Or, call her from a payphone and be like "you need to shave your upper lip bizatch!"
Yeah I'm not a big fan of Westernhagen either, Fanta vier much better! But they didn't drop the lyrics that fit the situation. Farty: Ich bin wieder hier; nobody: in meinem Revier; Me: war nie wirklich weg