Help, I can't be bothered to go out with a girl when all I want to do is get laid.

Did you get that from 40 Year Old Virigin?

Shouldn't be a problem. There are plenty of girls out there just looking to get drunk and fuck any semi-attractive looking guy. The only downside is that most are semi-attractive (if not, unattractive) themselves. If you're in college, there should be at least 1 "party" that these chicks accumulate to every weekend.

She texts me she might not make it tonight cuz her tooth really hurts, and wants to go another night.
Half joking, I subtly hint that she's lying.
She picks up on it and over reacts.
I call her a liar.
no response...

Well played, it's better to expose such things before getting involved.

I doubt she's lying, who would make up an excuse as lame as a toothache?

I was gonna post my dilema when I remembered that this is Null. Then I was about to post it anyway for the lolz but i realized its too much work to type it up from my phone.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Oct 4 2010, 11:58 pm by Wing Zero.

I was chasing after a girl who had some problems at home. Eventually the topic came up of dating, but she said that she was afraid she'd basically go into female-mode and flip out on me like a crazy female and that she didn't want to lose me because of this. I still kept talking to her in hopes that things would elevate. Her parents put her under homeschooling (she can't go to school), kicked her out the house (illegal), and reported her as missing to cover their own ass. She is living in a trailer with her 22 year old boyfriend right now (she's 15).

Do the right thing... invite her to stay with you.

How small is too small?

Not worth it dude. Chicks that lose the V card to guys 7 years older than them in a trailer park are not worth the hassle.



As long as you're around the average size, you'll be fine. Besides, the advantage of a relationship is you can get the chick attached to you and she'll be more tolerant of your lacking willy.

GIVE ME A NUMBER.

This goes to show that you should trust the internet more than your friends on dating advice.

Bro if you're 5+ you're gonna be chill.

Average is ~5 or 5.5. Less than that, and you gotta make up for it. More than that, and you'll be able to please most.

Quote from Centreri

GIVE ME A NUMBER.

42.

But it doesn't work for my question (WoT warning):
So my girlfriend just randomly cries on the phone once, and then the next night twice (in the same night, mind you), and her only reason is "I miss you". She has given me reasons to believe she's cheating in the past, but half the time I think she could be and the other half I'm like "no wai". It was the summer of 2009 that I'm thinking of, mostly, and a bunch of recent crap since I've gone to college. Case in point: Saturday I'm going back to my old high school because she's a senior there and wants me to go to the dance with her. Originally, she had a concert that she's going to (presumably alone) that got bumped back a couple weeks, so I hadn't planned on going. Thursday last week, all of a sudden, the concert got "moved" again. According to her, it's actually the third time the concert got moved. But that's not the point. Her first night of crying on the phone was Tuesday, second day and cried twice was Wednesday, and then the night after she found out the concert is moved. Again. So I did some research: I found the concert is still scheduled for this coming Saturday.

If you've paid attention thus far, you should know my question. Date closes, 3ish weeks later crying, then day after most crying date opens again, and official site still says date should be closed. What do SEN? I know by now some red alarms should be going off, but I don't really know how loud.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Oct 5 2010, 2:44 am by poison_us. Reason: "If your girlfriend..." is not a ?

I cannot say for sure, but I will warn you that taking back a cheating skank is not advised. Can it work? Sure. Unfortunately, a chick that gets away with something once is going to be in a much better position to take advantage of you. What DO?

Here's the thing, it's natural for men to be the dominant person in a relationship, and if you're a 'nice guy' or taking a chick back after she seriously fucked up - it shows weakness. Some girls are initially attracted to this, but in the long run it comes up short. Females need to be dominated, they need to be protected, they need to know that you're the strong one and that you're in control. I don't know your situation well enough to give examples on how you're going to retain (or regain, if you lost it) this status, but I can give you one thing that is usually a good starting point.

Have a code. Explain to your female what your code is, and make sure that she knows she is going to get dropped in a heartbeat if she tries to make you break it. It can be something as simple as "If a female cheats, it's over." or you can have it elaborate and detailed - it doesn't matter. The point is that if she's wronged you in the past, she STILL hasn't made up for it - no matter how long ago it was.

My advice is that you tell her about the concert, and that you know it hasn't been moved and confront her about that. However, do it IN PERSON. If you do it on the phone she could easily lie, and you can usually read someone better with your own eyes.

^Indeed, it is quite common for females to move a conversation to phone or text when the topic is something they are dishonest about. That is a tell tale sign.

Quote from Mr.Camo

My advice is that you tell her about the concert, and that you know it hasn't been moved and confront her about that. However, do it IN PERSON. If you do it on the phone she could easily lie, and you can usually read someone better with your own eyes.

I know, I haven't brought it up because Thursday is the next time I see her face to face. I haven't had a good feeling since about midsummer, but ofc I haven't been able to prove it.

Quote from Norm

I cannot say for sure, but I will warn you that taking back a cheating skank is not advised. Can it work? Sure. Unfortunately, a chick that gets away with something once is going to be in a much better position to take advantage of you. What DO?

Here's the thing, it's natural for men to be the dominant person in a relationship, and if you're a 'nice guy' or taking a chick back after she seriously fucked up - it shows weakness. Some girls are initially attracted to this, but in the long run it comes up short. Females need to be dominated, they need to be protected, they need to know that you're the strong one and that you're in control. I don't know your situation well enough to give examples on how you're going to retain (or regain, if you lost it) this status, but I can give you one thing that is usually a good starting point.

Have a code. Explain to your female what your code is, and make sure that she knows she is going to get dropped in a heartbeat if she tries to make you break it. It can be something as simple as "If a female cheats, it's over." or you can have it elaborate and detailed - it doesn't matter. The point is that if she's wronged you in the past, she STILL hasn't made up for it - no matter how long ago it was.

I haven't been able to prove shit yet, otherwise I'd be living it up here in college. It was more like I overreacted to something that wasn't really an overreaction, and her reaction wasn't anywhere close to what it should have been. Trust me, I'm not gonna give her an excuse to get out of this, but I sure as hell will jump out as soon as I can. We've been together nearly 2 years, and even if this shit wasn't going on, I'd be tired of it. She's turning me blue here, boys.