Happy Mother's Day you ungrateful bastards. This is the day when you can make up for all your whining and back talking by getting your mom something shiny and expensive, but absolutely worthless. Hence why I buy my mom a talking card since those things last forever (I've yet to have a card run out of batteries) and two huge bars of TWIX.

So, what did you get your mom/wife?

My mother? A hug.

When she wakes up I'm going to tell her happy mothers day and then I'm call my friend and were going to go running.

Flowers, card

A wireless mouse. Owned, nerdz!Q

Cent, do we russians celebrate mothers day or not? I forgot. I always forget all important dates except my birthday and new year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7V-ddFXYSw

a flower, which is half dead anyway

Nope. We had Victory Day yesterday, it would be nice but strange to have two Holidays like that. Women have so many Holidays here . Ah, what I wouldn't give to see tanks waltzing down the highways here in New Jersey . And some nice nukes.

Uh... I wasn't aware.. fuck!

I'm a terrible son

Thanks for reassuring me that I didn't fail. There was a huge cultural programme in Latvia on the 9th of may, but only a few veterans are left alive to spiritually support it by their presence.

Nothing, I just signed my sisters card and used her gift. (It's from the both of us)

Nothing, since the last thing she told me, two months ago, is that i am a fat dumbass that tricked her into wasting gas and time.

Nada, Im a complete asshole who thinks of my mother as worse.

I demand this goes on the front page!

Anyways, I'm just generally nice to my mother today, and I plan on setting her up with a nice image editor on her laptop

Crown Royal.

(My mother is a drunk)

I got my mother this PIECE OF SH%T SANSA CLIP!!


RABLE!

Didn't get her anything, but we went to New Jersey for a family reunion type of shit. My mom bought flowers for me to give to my aunt. Ate a lot, slept, and just got back.

I went to a brunch with my mom, and then spent all day fishing with her.

It was a good time.

Good this day is over, finnaly. NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN ;O