That's essentially I how imagined his would go. Boy was I disappointed.

From family guy: That, but a fanblade above your pelvis.

Take a nerd, i mean, worse than anyone you ever saw, a guy that ONLY plays video games and messes up with computer... and you make him play football in the NFL

Or you take a NFL player and make him do something really nerdish... not painful, not mentally destroying, just fucking annoying

Edit: I am not cruel enough

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This just got really lame.

Have sex with this guy.

How about you tie the dick to a string, and if you get a boner, it tightens up the string which pulls the trigger of 4 different shotguns. One shotgun for every limb.

EDIT: I mean, tie a string to the dick... Tying a dick to a string would be like impossible.

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Old pic is old; he's not nearly that fat anymore.

Ehh, I was too lazy to find a newer picture. I just googled 'fattest person' and took the first picture.

A guy puts a glass jar up his anus. It breaks and cuts inside his rectum, causing massive bleeding. Obviously his penis is visible during this. He sticks his hand up his anus to get the shards out as well.

I think tickling would be a terrible torture (completely tied town of course). The bottom of my feet and sides of my stomach are exceptionally ticklish. Oh god that would be terrible. I can just imagine the cramps...

Wouldn't you get used to it after awhile? Like if someone barely touches your feet, it tickles, but if you apply a certain amount of pressure to the object touching your feet, it won't tickle anymore.

Get a bunch of people, blind them all, and put them in a somewhat largish room. At random intervals, shoot one person with a poisoned dart. The people wouldn't know who died, and in theory they couldn't even tell when someone gets shot (because it's a poisoned dart, and if you chose the right poison, it should kill them before they can yell/scream/whatever people do when they get shot).

This.

Though, I have an evil mind, and can come up with some evil things to do to people...

Ok, so I'm extremely ticklish like everywhere. Once, my brother tied my arms up in a chair with a jumprope, and started tickling me for a looong time... It sucked so bad.

GAY INCEST BDSM NERD PORN!

Anyway, what about pumping molten iron (or something) down that little hole you piss out of? I have a hunch that that would be pretty painful....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethra
Do I win the trivia award?

Slice the prick's dick off, stick it up their ass, then make sarcastic comments like, "Go fuck yourself".

Give a man surgery to lengthen his dick. Then tie it up in a knot. Let him watch hot porn.

That dust-like stuff, that makes parts of your body itch a lot. Insert it in places where they can't reach, or jsut tie them down and watch them suffer. Parts such as, um, I don't know biology in english so, right after you swallow something, there's this tube where food goes... Put some there. Some in the anus, some in the penis, or in the urination hole... Torture isn't about pain.

Man, this is so sick lol.

God, this topic has WAY more posts then it should have. We are a sadistic community.

Fiberglass?