Alright, so you all know how this works. I was thinking of adding a whole bunch of dumb, complicated rules this time around, but I figure if I need to be doing that, then we're doing something wrong, and therefore I hate you. So let's just stick to some simple ones:

1. It's called 20 questions, but I won't keep count if you don't. Unless it starts getting ridiculous.
   
2. Person who correctly guesses the current Answerer's 'thing' gets the next turn.
   
3. If the Answerer refuses their turn or takes more than 2 days to respond to a question (or else I otherwise lose my patience), let's move on without them. First come, first served, in this case.
   
4. If an Answerer picks something ridonkulously hard to guess, feel free to throw them a blanket party until logic or unconsciousness sets in. Whichever comes first.
   
5. If a Questioner asks something ridonkulously hard to answer, or else just plain stupid, feel free to throw them a blanket party, too. Or just ignore them.
   
6. Otherwise, as Answerer, it's basically your game during your turn. Don't abuse it.

Answerers (oldest first):

1. Me. - Doorknob
   
2. Symmetry - Candle
   
3. Me again. - Magnet
   
4. Azrael.Wrath - Light
   
5. chia.tyrant - Flower
   
6. Demented Shaman - Toilet
   
7. LoTu)S - Sword
   
8. chia-tyrant - Boat
   
9. Symmetry - Royce Gracie (MMA fighter)
   
10. Demented Shaman - HoN
    
11. Symmetry - Paper clip
    
12. chia-tyrant - Church
    
13. Sup. - Punishment - Hard mode!
    
14. chia-tyrant - Luck
    
15. NudeRaider - Heat
    
16. chia-tyrant - A question
    
17. Hi. - ??? - Pictionary mode! - Forfeited turn.
    
18. Azrael.Wrath - Seagull
    
19. MadZombie! - ??? - Forfeited turn.
    
20. FaRTy1billion - Asthma Pump
    
21. MadZombie! - Candle - Aborted turn.
    
22. poison_us - ???
    

So, I'm thinking of a thing. What is it?

Is it alive?

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Is it alive?

Probably in a Lewis Caroll story it would be.

Is it a common household item?

ITS ALIVE!

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Is it a common household item?

I suppose you could say that.

Is it a small item?

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Is it a small item?

Could be considered that.

Is it illegal to possess?
edit: in the united states.

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Is it illegal to possess?

If it ain't yours, probably.

Is it a body part?

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Is it a body part?

I hope not.

Would it be regularly found in the kitchen?

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Would it be regularly found in the kitchen?

I don't know about regularly, necessarily...

Ah sure why not.

Is it normally eaten?

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Is it normally eaten?

No.

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If an Answerer picks something ridonkulously hard to guess, feel free to throw them a blanket party until logic or unconsciousness sets in. Whichever comes first.

Woops.

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Is it normally eaten?

No.

Holy crap, this is how 20 questions should look, not "in a Lewis Carol novel" or "could be considered that".

Is it a common implement, such as a vacuum?

Does it come in a variety of colors/is it multicolored?

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Does it come in a variety of colors/is it multicolored?

Edit: Not really.