You get bitten by green ants and wake with a start, cursing in pain. You look down and see, to your shame, that you have wet yourself.

You wake up with a start - luckily it was a dream; you did not wet yourself.
SWAG SCORE: 10 (+3 bonus wears off in 1 turns)

Do the most swagtastic thing you can think of.

You start singing "I'm Sexy and I know it."

Apparently you don't know swag very well, causing your score to drop.
SWAG SCORE: 9 (+3 bonus wears off in 0 turns)

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Feb 5 2013, 8:21 pm by Fire_Kame.

> Investigate immediate surroundings
> Check inventory

You out in front of your dorm. Other students are looking at you funny. Your inventory consists of an iPhone.
SWAG SCORE: 6

Yell at them for looking at you. You will appear tough.

Alright, you have ten people's attention. One is on their cellphone. What do you do?
SWAG SCORE: 6

Smack the cellphone out of his/her hand. Initiate a fight. All swagsters get in fights, and it's about time you prove yourself to the world.

You attack a freshman half your size, throwing their phone to the ground and pushing them onto the quad. They tumble backwards and look up at you with fearful eyes.
SWAG SCORE: 6

Yell in their face, "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?"

The small freshman begins to cry uncontrollably. Snot flows and mixes with tears as the water works carry on. He is shivering in fear.

"HEY"
someone behind you yells.
"YOU FUCKING WITH MY BRO, BRO?"
You turn to see the star of the rugby team and two of his rugby friends. They close in around you, and the onlookers cheer at your assailants.
SWAG SCORE: 5

Scare them off by pulling down your pants and wiggling your jimmy around. If they're scared off, call your mom and tell her you're going to a new school.

You pull out your 'jimmy' and 'wiggle' it around. The thugs are disoriented and confused. Others try to get a better look.

SWAG SCORE: 5

Escape amidst the sea of confusion.

Run towards the nearest professor or administrative officer that has not witnessed the last few minutes, and claim that those rugby guys are trying to beat you up because of your race.

You run towards the nearest member of faculty, a petite professor that you think is from the gender studies department. You try to explain the situation, but instead she screams at the sign of your 'jimmy' and sprays you with mace. Shortly after campus security hits you with a tazer.

You are now wetting your pants. Campus security handcuffs you and calls someone on his walkie talkie.

SWAG SCORE: 4

Try to run over to the nearest park bench to relieve your frustration.

Bite off your tongue and respawn. You've obviously failed irredeemably at swag.

Ask the cop if he has any bud.