This is bullshit.
I'm being voted for without any clues pointing at me.
DapperDan randomly (or not so randomly?... perhaps planned?) started a stupid bandwagon and you're following him? Pffffft. All who followed him "for the lulz" are the first suspects.
DapperDan always highly rated my help and my life, like he did in the previous game. Now, he just randomly votes for me. This can only mean that either he is on shrooms or mafia.
My first vote goes to DapperDan.
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Just found this simple yet elegant connection.
onboard computers started displaying gibberish
Deathawk's signature has some random gibberish in it (021209ud89qwjd0qd 12n9128ndh), and he is active in the computar forum. He also supported DapperDan's bandwagon.
My second vote goes to Deathawk.Everyone think about who you're going to lynch and why. DapperDan cleverly uses a joke-like post format to get rid of me for no obvious reason, and people are following him. He is a mad townie or a mafia.
I also ask the pardoner to save me in case there will be an attempt to lynch me.
EDIT: I'm not the one who started this, Dapper, so if you retract your vote against me, I will do the same.
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Dapperdan[1] :: JaFF
A_of-s_t[1] :: JaFF
Killer2121[1] :: JaFF
Killer2121[2] :: Zycorax
~:Deathawk:~[1] :: JaFF
~:Deathawk:~[2] :: Zycorax
(3)Dapperdan[2] :: DT_Battlekruser
A_of-s_t[2] :: Zycorax -> DT_Battlekruser
Vi3t-X[1] :: EcHo
Vi3t-X[2] :: ~:Deathawk:~
WoAHorde[1] :: JaFF
(5)WoAHorde[2] :: DT_Battlekruser
(3)JaFF[1] :: Dapperdan
JaFF[2] :: ~:Deathawk:~
(2)Hynk[1] :: Dapperdan
(2)Crurently closest to death row: JaFF (5), Zycorax (3)
TOTAL VOTES: 15/68
FULL VOTERS: 7/34
PARTIAL VOTERS: 1/34
ABSTAIN: 0/34
Quote from Mini Moose 2707
In the newly formed nation of Moosetopia, the country's space program was prepearing for a space launch. The first man on the moon was to be the President of Moosetopia himself, Mini Moose 2707. However, as he climbed into the shuttle, little did he know that he would never return to earth.
The countdown proceeded normally and the rocket lifted off. After breaking free of earth's gravitational field, the problems started. The rocket veered far off course from the moon and headed straight towards the sun. Mini Moose 2707 and his crew become baffled as the onboard computers started displaying gibberish. The controls to the shuttle became locked and red lights went off everywhere. Moose left his crew to find a manual override.
All of a sudden, gunshots rang out from the room where the crew was. Moose knew what was happening, and quickly started to radio back to Earth. His transmission was as follows: "My worst fear has been realized. There has a been a mafia presence in Moosetopia threatening to destroy our great nation. For years they have plotted, and now they have the courage to act. Do your best to defend yourselves! Don't worry about me, it didn't really matter anyway because..."
All of a sudden, a bullet interrupted him. In his last minutes, Moose turned and saw his killer. The final expression on his face was half shock and half laughter. A voice from behind took the transmitter and said: "Moosetopia is ours, leave your country now."
Due to UN regulations however, Moosetopians are not permitted to leave their country, due to their fascination with mafia killings, daily double lynchings, and other violent tendencies. They gathered into the town hall. Looking about themselves, it seemed as if some of the people were familiar, yet hadn't been there a few minutes ago. However, they still came to do what they do best: lynch.
Space - frazz has a topic on expanding out into space
To the sun - Um.. couldn't really find anything, but merrell's avatar kinda looks like a sun when it starts transforming
Gibberish - Death hawk? his siggy appears to be gibberish
Red lights - Crimson magnum??
Gun shots - Magnum
The bullet that killed moose - Magnum
Anyways, that is my first take on things. My votes are
Crimson Magnum and
Death Hawk
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I agree. Crimson Magnum and Deathawk it is.
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Dapperdan and Crimson Magnum.
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I'd hate being Crimson Magnum "OH NOES!! IT WAS SHOT IT MUST BE MAGNUM!"
Anyway, Jaff, I'm totally with you; and I'm very suspicious of all the people who went on the initial lulz wagon.
I vote deathhawk and Dapperdan
Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Dec 19 2007, 8:37 pm by frazz.
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Just found this simple yet elegant connection.
onboard computers started displaying gibberish
Deathawk's signature has some random gibberish in it (021209ud89qwjd0qd 12n9128ndh), and he is active in the computar forum. He also supported DapperDan's bandwagon.
My second vote goes to Deathawk.So does ECHO. Why don't you change your vote to him? I know Echo and you are Mafia; so, either you'll try to defend your vote against Deathhawk, in which case we know your mafia, OR you vote for Echo, we find out that he's mafia, in which case we'll all know that me and Dapper are right and that you ARE mafia.
Make your choice, for either way you choose, you cannot win!
I change my vote to deathhawk and Crimson Magnum
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BTW, the CrimsonMagnum clue isn't that good. Minimoose would be WAY more creative than that.
A_of_s_t: What's your role?
JaFF: Townie.
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I hope this random voting for me stops.
A_of_s_t: I know for a FACT that your mafia. So, I'd stop trying to presuade me otherwise.
JaFF: Then your role to me is clear...
That last statement is really queer. He apparently thinks I am the detective and that I've uncovered him. All the more reason that I say:
JAFF IS MAFIA
Hey guys,
About the half shock/laughter clue. NerdyTerdy's avie is the same as moose's. I'd be pretty damn shock I saw myself killing myself.
Still havent chosen a target for the whole game...
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A_of_s_t: What's your role?
JaFF: Townie.
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I hope this random voting for me stops.
A_of_s_t: I know for a FACT that your mafia. So, I'd stop trying to presuade me otherwise.
JaFF: Then your role to me is clear...
That last statement is really queer. He apparently thinks I am the detective and that I've uncovered him. All the more reason that I say:
JAFF IS MAFIAWhat I wanted to say by "Then your role to me is clear..." is that it became clear for me that he's mafia.
You failed at deception. If you were the detective, how come:
-You told me that you obviously know I'm mafia?
-When did you have time to investigate me?
This is approximately what I said to him (with a few additions):
Possibility One:
You and Dapper are mafia. This suits your behavior perfectly: you and Dapper act overconfidently; you never acted like that before. You randomly accuse me out of thin air. Me and DTBK who are one of the most important townies.
Possibility Two:
You and Dapper are townies. You are not using the intelligence you both have. This is very unlikely.
We will have a war between me and DTBK on one side (as townies) and you and Dapper on the other (mafia). I know that me and DTBK will die, but we'll do our best to get you lynched.
Please stop pretending that you're a townie. It makes you look pathetic.
Now. Both Aofst and DapperDan are acting overconfident and blame me for being mafia out of thin air. They NEVER acted like that in a mafia game. It is clear that they are teamed up.
Those logical fallacities that I clearly showed obviously show that you're mafia or an insane townie. You have no clues against me, and any of those that you do have are forced. You both behave like devilesks.
I change my Deathawk vote to A_of_s_t.A_of_s_t is mafia, see proof above.The PM
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A_of_s_t: What's your role?
JaFF: Townie.
link
I hope this random voting for me stops.
A_of_s_t: I know for a FACT that your mafia. So, I'd stop trying to presuade me otherwise.
JaFF: Then your role to me is clear...
That last statement is really queer. He apparently thinks I am the detective and that I've uncovered him. All the more reason that I say:
JAFF IS MAFIAA_of_s_t: What's your role?
JaFF: Townie.
link
I hope this random voting for me stops.
A_of_s_t: I know for a FACT that your mafia. So, I'd stop trying to presuade me otherwise.
JaFF: Then your role to me is clear...
That last statement is really queer. He apparently thinks I am the detective and that I've uncovered him. All the more reason that I say:
JAFF IS MAFIAWhat I wanted to say by "Then your role to me is clear..." is that it became clear for me that he's mafia.
You failed at deception. If you were the detective, how come:
-You told me that you obviously know I'm mafia?
-When did you have time to investigate me?
This is approximately what I said to him (with a few additions):
Possibility One:
You and Dapper are mafia. This suits your behavior perfectly: you and Dapper act overconfidently; you never acted like that before. You randomly accuse me out of thin air. Me and DTBK who are one of the most important townies.
Possibility Two:
You and Dapper are townies. You are not using the intelligence you both have. This is very unlikely.
We will have a war between me and DTBK on one side (as townies) and you and Dapper on the other (mafia). I know that me and DTBK will die, but we'll do our best to get you lynched.
Please stop pretending that you're a townie. It makes you look pathetic.
Now. Both Aofst and DapperDan are acting overconfident and blame me for being mafia out of thin air. They NEVER acted like that in a mafia game. It is clear that they are teamed up.
Those logical fallacities that I clearly showed obviously show that you're mafia or an insane townie. You have no clues against me, and any of those that you do have are forced. You both behave like devilesks.
I change my Deathawk vote to A_of_s_t.A_of_s_t is mafia, see proof above.The PMWell... Obviously one of you is mafia, so I'll just vote for you both and hope one of you are.
I vote Jaff and A_of_s_t
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This is bullshit. I'm being voted for without any clues pointing at me.
DapperDan randomly (or not so randomly?... perhaps planned?) started a stupid bandwagon and you're following him? Pffffft. All who followed him "for the lulz" are the first suspects.
DapperDan always highly rated my help and my life, like he did in the previous game. Now, he just randomly votes for me. This can only mean that either he is on shrooms or mafia.
My first vote goes to DapperDan.
JaFF, it was a random funny joke. But, I didn't do it to just anyone. You should know, of all people perhaps, that my behavioral analysis is the best, bar-none, by far. I also have a direct beat on how you play the game, and you're not fooling me. It only takes you one sucky choice of wording for me to figure out you're mafia.
Now, ANYONE who is voting Crimson Magnum COMPLETELY FAILS. "Omg, there was a bullet, Magnum must be mafia" is the worst intepretation possible. Have anyone of you read the way that moose does clues? There are always insanely ambigious and require a lot of work to figure out. A bullet or a gun in a game of murder cannot be considered a clue based on a one time use. I recommend you guys change your crimson vote to JaFF, DTBK, or Echo.
Anyway, Jaff, I'm totally with you; and I'm very suspicious of all the people who went on the initial lulz wagon.
I vote deathhawk and Dapperdan
Were you not here for my lulz vote against you a bit back? I would hope you were... basing a vote against someone you know is an awesome townie on something so minor behaviorally is a pathetic play. Change your deathawk vote to Echo, please. I'm telling you right now, he said "I am [mafia]" in order to change the style he used last game as mafia as if it would fool us. His signature is just as awful gibberish as deathawk's. (although I doubt the gibberish thing is an actual clue)
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A_of_s_t: What's your role?
JaFF: Townie.
link
I hope this random voting for me stops.
A_of_s_t: I know for a FACT that your mafia. So, I'd stop trying to presuade me otherwise.
JaFF: Then your role to me is clear...
That last statement is really queer. He apparently thinks I am the detective and that I've uncovered him. All the more reason that I say:
JAFF IS MAFIAWhat I wanted to say by "Then your role to me is clear..." is that it became clear for me that he's mafia.
You failed at deception. If you were the detective, how come:
-You told me that you obviously know I'm mafia?
-When did you have time to investigate me?
This is approximately what I said to him (with a few additions):
Possibility One:
You and Dapper are mafia. This suits your behavior perfectly: you and Dapper act overconfidently; you never acted like that before. You randomly accuse me out of thin air. Me and DTBK who are one of the most important townies.
Possibility Two:
You and Dapper are townies. You are not using the intelligence you both have. This is very unlikely.
We will have a war between me and DTBK on one side (as townies) and you and Dapper on the other (mafia). I know that me and DTBK will die, but we'll do our best to get you lynched.
Please stop pretending that you're a townie. It makes you look pathetic.
Now. Both Aofst and DapperDan are acting overconfident and blame me for being mafia out of thin air. They NEVER acted like that in a mafia game. It is clear that they are teamed up.
Those logical fallacities that I clearly showed obviously show that you're mafia or an insane townie. You have no clues against me, and any of those that you do have are forced. You both behave like devilesks.
I change my Deathawk vote to A_of_s_t.A_of_s_t is mafia, see proof above.The PMTranslation:
I'm mafia, come on guys, kill me
Already on it buddy. Thanks for the advice, though.
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You know what? Why are you voting Deathhawk? Because he has "gibberish" in his siggy. Well, Echo does as well, AND, its pretty funny too, since he says he has Moose's MySpace. It's pretty obvious that we have two clues pointing at him; so, change your Deathawk vote to Echo.
As I said before, if you DON'T change your vote, we know you're mafia since you disregarded two clues I just presented. If you DO and MiniMoose posts that I am a townie, then we know your mafia. JaFF, admit it: You Fail.
Also, Dapper suggested that you were mafia as a joke. You then went on and took it personally. In all Mafia games, the Mafia always reacts to small forms of accusation; such as you did.
BTW, say, "Hi" to Laser_Dude.
Good Game.
All previous DapperDan's and A_of_s_t's posts' translation: We chose a strategy of insolent and overconfident behavior. JaFF, wanna figure out why?
Yes, I do want to figure out. Maybe because you foolishly think that the sheer amount of illogical posts will somehow help you? That's the only theory I have.
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