PART ONEIn the newly formed nation of Moosetopia, the country's space program was prepearing for a space launch. The first man on the moon was to be the President of Moosetopia himself, Mini Moose 2707. However, as climbed into the shuttle, little did he know that he would never return to earth.
The countdown proceeded normally and the rocket lifted off. After breaking free of earth's gravitational field, the problems started. The rocket veered far off course from the moon and headed straight towards the sun. Mini Moose 2707 and his crew become baffled as the onboard computers started displaying gibberish. The controls to the shuttle became locked and red lights went off everywhere. Moose left his crew to find a manual override.
All of a sudden, gunshots rang out from the room where the crew was. Moose knew what was happening, and jumped on to radio back to Earth. His transmission was as follows: "My worst fear has been realized. There has a been a mafia presence in Moosetopia threatening to destroy our great nation. For years they have plotted, and now they have the courage to act. Do your best to defend yourselves! Don't worry about me, it didn't really matter anyway because..."
All of a sudden, a bullet interrupted him. In his last minutes, Moose turned and saw his killer. The final expression on his face was half shock and half laughter. A voice from behind took the transmitter and said: "Moosetopia is ours, leave your country now."
Due to UN regulations however, Moosetopians are not permitted to leave their country, due to their fascination with mafia killings, daily double lynchings, and other violent tendencies. They gathered into the town hall. Looking about themselves, it seemed as if some of the people were familiar, yet hadn't been there a few minutes ago. However, they still came to do what they do best: lynch.
** DAY ONE START **
Start this baby up. Remember, every day is a double lynch, so pick up to TWO DIFFERENT people to lynch.
The entire rocket setup was a clue pointing to, among many things, Killer_Kow's avatar.
Gibberish is a reference to ~:Deathawk:~'s signature, among many other things.
The red lights going off is a reference pointing to Ejac's avatar.
To finish my brief speech: it didn't really matter any because life is pain. (Hynk)
The sight of my killer caused both shock and laughter because he was completely naked. (NudeRaider)
With the active town finally simmering down and settling into decisions, two victims were drawn selected for lynching. A great hole was dug in the middle of a park, and JaFF and Crimson Magnum were tossed in. They begged for mercy, but the masochistic townspeople were only egged on, as they began to throw rocks and bricks at them. When it was determined they had been sufficently pummeled, they were buried. As the dirt fell upon them, the lynched uttered words of thanks and passed out for good.
** NIGHT ONE START **
Time for some ULTRAVIOLENCE, real horrorshow.
If you want to dodge, send a PM.
Otherwise, those with night powers should get to work.
Yes, a night start clue. The lynched were begging for mercy, and showed gratitude when they were killed because life had become pain. (Hynk)
Paranoid, Dapperdan stole a helicopter and loaded it with enough fuel to keep it afloat for the night and took to the skies above his house to sleep in peace. He rested in peace, but was soon resting on the ground rather than the sky, Somehow, a mafia had gotten aboard his helicopter and manned the controls. As he drove the helicopter into a nosedive, the mafia jumped out. The mafia survived, but Dapperdan, unable to regain control of his aircraft, crashed into his house and was killed.
Next, DT_Battlekruser was sleeping quietly in his house as his killer broke in and quietly began to dowse his abode with gasoline. Slipping back outside, the murderer merely has to drop a match as the home burst into flames, consuming DTBK and all that was in it. The killer wrote a message in chalk on the sidewalk: "For the cleansing of Moosetopia".
Merrell was having a late night snack as his windows started to break. Someone had taken to hurling bricks at him through the windows. Dropping his food, he immediately went for cover underneath his bed. Paying homage to his leader, he promptly put on his authentic Mini Moose antlers (tm) and prayed in the manner of his idol. Unfortunately, the persistant killer broke down his door and barged into his room. Merrell was dragged out from underneath his bed and beaten to death with a metal pipe.
Unable to sleep, EzDay281 got up and went to watch some TV when he started hearing clanging noises from his basement. He put the lights on and headed down the stairs. The first thing he noticed was that his walls were painted all over. The messages, written in a fresh coat of white paint, were sloppy and hard to understand. Suddenly, the door locked and a strange gas began seeping in. Frantically, EzDay281 tried to get a window open, only to find they were bolted shut. Banging against the door, the gas slowly entered his lungs and knocked him out. If that wasn't enough, he fell down the stairs when he fainted, and EzDay281 was done for good.
Working late on his new map, cheeze was making a post in Mapping Assistance when someone snuck up behind him. Cheeze noticed him and turned around, and burst out in laughter. The mafia, however, was not amused. He was wearing a helmet, and he headbutted cheeze straight out of his chair and through his monitor. The mafia threw the monitor down from the desk and on to cheeze's head, stunning him. To land the killer blow, the mafia tipped over cheezus' entire desk on to him, rendering him beyond recovery.
In an unlit alleyway, an interesting scene took place. Hynk had just chased down A_of-s_t, but failed to realize he was being follow. Two bullets were fired simultaneously, boring through two skulls, and A_of-s_t and Hynk fell down like two dominoes. Noticing the colors that magically appear when someone dies, red and green, the Boondock Saint muttered a "Merry Christmas" as he suavely brushed off his suit and disappeared into the night.
** DAY TWO START **
Keep it up, keep it up. Remember, every day is a double lynch, so pick up to TWO DIFFERENT people to lynch.
Paragraph 1: Takes place mostly in the sky. The only mafia that could jump out of a helicopter in a nosedive and be fine would be a bird of some kind, or a ~:Deathawk:~.
Paragraph 2: Notice the word "mafia" isn't used, this is a Boondock Saint's kill. The whole fire thing is a reference to lil-inferno.
Paragraph 3: Merrell's late night snack is... jello! Jello-Jigglers, actually. But, the real thing that points to me would be the word "Moo", which I use as a greeting. Cows, or KIller_Kow's also moo. This clue was pretty shit in retrospect.
Paragraph 4: This clue is fucking dirty. The mafia Ejac'd all over EzDay281's basement! Nasty shit.
Paragraph 5: Mapping Assistance is a hint that this mafia is fairly active there. Turning around, Cheeze shares my reaction to seeing a nude person raiding his house. The helmet is a reference to sports, football in particular, in which the Raiders play. NudeRaider.
Paragraph 6: Both a mafia and a Boondock Saint kill. The use of "two bullets", "two skulls", "two dominoes", the colors, all are intended to point to position 2 on the player list: NerdyTerdy.
Reaching a fairly decisive vote, the town decided upon victims of frazz and EcHo. Offering no resistance and taking no protection, blood was soon spilled freely as the mob brutally beheaded both of them at the guillotine. frazz and EcHo were made examples of, as their heads were impaled on pikes and put on display at the city limits to scare off the mafia. The town, however, realized that they were the ones who were really afraid, and went to their homes for an uneasy sleep.
** NIGHT TWO START **
Don't stop the beat, don't stop the beat.
Something "spills freely" when you don't use "protection". Clue towards Ejac. Gross!