My German teacher very strongly pushes his views to us whenever we start acting up and it reminds him of something controversial or a major topic.
I like how he usually takes a view that I can agree with and is not completely agreed with by most.

Many students get annoyed with his tendency to curse in class and his humorous ways, but I don't.

Tho kind of related...

I learned that Male Giraffes taste the females' urine to figure out whether or not the female's at the time of her cycle in which she's ovulating during an ecology class.

Sexy...

I've learned about:
Donkey shows, and Safe "Sox" (lmao search this up on google, really hilarious) in Ethics
The position 69 in Physics
The Shocker in Geometry
Spent an hour talking about broken ovens in Calculus
Largest breast size in Ceramics

And on an unrelated subject, my teacher asked this latino girl if she was a "gangsta hoe" for Halloween, in religion.

Most sexual related information (positions and the like), and general rude behavior, as well as terrible drinking habits were all taught during marching band practices.

Nirvana is achieved when you successfully throw up the shocker on the JumboTron in front of 59,999 other people.

Bible study, we watched old movies, I forget what the series was, but it was B+W spacemen and aliens. Pretty lulzy show.

In religious studies, once exams were over the teacher showed us classic films like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and In the Heat of the Night.

Also, we had one of the most straight-laced history teachers ever, who would give amusingly matter-of-fact answers to the questions of the more controversial members of class, while sitting bolt upright with his hands clasped together in front of him.

'Queen Victoria was a filthy ho, wasn't she Sir?'

'No, Mr Jackson - Queen Victoria was not a ho, as far as we know.'

He also came out with things like 'Idiot! King sized idiot; you'll win a prize!' He was rather eccentric but I liked him.

sophomore year in college I was in Calc II and advanced statistics, we learned how to use google appropriatley when looking up answers for tests in a science class most of us had. The math teacher didn't really like that teacher so he tought us how to google every answer on the other guys tests for 3 classes before we started on math again.

Yea, my current history teacher is pretty strange, he gets really feisty over mexican rights, I think he's racist against whites lol. He told us that shouting "BLACK POWER" is okay... but shouting "WHITE POWER" is not acceptable. Pretty messed up if you ask me...

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One of my American History teachers often told us stories about his life, from how his daughter almost choked on a walnut and he almost accidentally killed her to how students used to bring guns to his previous school. It was a good class, and he consistently made jokes - one of my favorite was, while writing up Native American tribe names, he listed 'Algonquin', 'Lalalooloo', and something with 'sex' in it, and ridiculed the class at laughing at the one with sex in it when something named lalalooloo was on the board. Anyway, great teacher (Hey, I learned a lot), and he's doing recommendations for me.

We had a Brawl tourney and I got really far.
I am good against people who have never played against me... But as soon as they figure out that I suck I will start to lose horribly. xD

Yay taxes well-spent. Playing games in school...

Funny, in Geography we talked about black holes among other things for about half an hour.

I had a 5th grade teacher who spent half our lecture periods telling us about alien encounters he had. I think I decided against being a science fiction writer for a living after that.