OMFG! Did that guy die or something? Jesus Christ! WTF is wrong with his pen15? lol

I would have to say:

First, deflate there eyes, stick expanding foam hoes form a can into their butt and let loose. Empty the can. Then, chop their genitals off, if female, use expanding foam. Next, break their fingers one by one. Next, smash their teeth in, one by one. Cut there tongue out. Take a hot soldering iron to their back... I can't think of anything else at the moment.

Okay. I'll explain this in a few simple steps.

1. Tie someone down to a chair so they can't escape
2. Get a high enough table so it reaches about eye level
3. Tape a flashlight down to the table
4. Turn on flashlight
5. Cut off the victum's eyelids.
6. Watch them go blind and their eyes burn

Morphlings sounds original. A lot of you people seem to just be copying from places, boring. Which makes me think I'm the winner here, really. New one:

Four people in one room, with no food or water. Tell them that you'll release one at random after one month. Alternately, you can say you'll release the one that eats all the others until only bones are left. And make sure that they can't suicide.

Another, remove one person's genitals (and, possibly, other sex organs, just so they don't complicate things. Don't tell the person this, though) and sew on another persons head there. Put them in a cell for a month, providing food or water (to make it funner, maybe pit two two-headed poor guys against each other for food or something). Promise the person that if the other head is alive after a month, they'll offer to remove it and put his genitals back. Watch to see if they actually become friends or what . For added giggles, sew the persons head on backwards. http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,891156,00.html

Constantly cycle the person through extreem temperature changes without having clothes on.

Restrain a person in a chair so that they can't move. Tickle them with a droplet of water on their chin or something like that. Keep doing that, and they aren't able to scratch it. Feed them and everything, making sure their senses are at the fullest. Keep that spot itchy.

It would be kinda cool having shiny skin... But NOT worth it lol. I was thinking of giving them thousands of paper cuts all over their body but that beat mine. Or a GIANT cheese grater... And well, you know what to do. But that beat me too.


And wtf is 1 man 1 jar...? Can someone describe it? I don't wanna watch it.

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Pssh, you guys are no fun. How about this, I'll do this Saw style. I abduct a porno addict. And due to him being a porno addict I torture him in a way that's relevant to his flaw. I put him in a room full of endlessly playing porno, the hottest things possible, yet the guy has a chastity belt on him. The key is to his right, inside a pool of very hot water. *I mean reaaaaaaaaally hot water*

He has to last six hours tied to a chair, looking at porno films, if he is to use the key any sooner he dies.

So, what you think of my wretched ploy?

Well, if the water was really that hot, it would evaporate pretty quickly.

Tell me, did you ever put bath water to it's hottest? Fucking hurts huh? Just imagine slightly more hotter then that. (I'm so fucking evil!)

A little twist on that. The key is hidden in the butt of a really fat, hairy, old guy.

EDIT: I don't think he will even think about fapping after he gets the key out.

I dunno dude, most pornography addicts are fucked up people already.

What'd be so bad about reaching into hotter-than-hottest-bathtub water? How much hotter? I shower without any cold on. ;o

Maybe, it is hot because there are so many hot chicks in it.

O_O THE HELL IT IS?

*Turns up the heat more, to the extent of boiling water.*

Hm.
Attach motorized jiggery things to various points of their body, causing rapid, violent, possibly out-of-synch, skeletal vibrations?
Done properly, aside from the inherant unpleasantness of certain vibrations ( while my adversity to metal may be unusual, I doubt that many people would be very comfortable with the sensation of their skull vibrating as if a file were being applied to it ) , it could tear muscle/fat, interupt blood flow to extremeties, grind/seperate joints, result in nausea, cause difficulty breathing, and damage sensitive regions ( eyeballs, testicles come to mind ) . I wouldn't be surprised if there were a whole bunch of other side-effects that a more knowledgable person could guess.

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I'd argue that my four people fight for the right to eat each other is better than any Saw thing. Saw versions almost always allow for suicide as an option.

We should vote for the most awesome torturer.

1. Place victim in an uncomfortable position and immobilize them.
2. Force feed victim goodly amount of something like corn or three day old bread.
3. Sew up all of the victim's orifices using a needle and thread that is saturated with pure capsaicin. (Will be a pretty darned expensive operation)
4. Force feed victim a goodly amount of pepto bismol.
5. Eat popcorn.

Put the patient under the knife, disconnecting the small intestine from the large intestine and instead making a loop - once it goes into the small intestine, it never comes out. Somewhat inspired by FlyingHat's.

Either increasing or decreasing pressure in the orifices. For example, a powerful pull from the anus, or a push to create a system backup.

You could just give them many small cuts on, say, the upper arm, then pour molten silver into them.

That sucked and started with so much potential...
You make him watch hot porn alright, but you die his dick up in a tight needle wrap. To spell it out: Boner = punctured penls