Curious where the mod came from? Well, you'll probably never know because it originated from a universe I started creating well over a decade ago. But the most recent (and of course discontinued) literature work regarding this universe is now here for you to enjoy. Some formatting may have been lost. This is completely unedited. There is typos and stuff. http://doack.campaigncreations.org/InTheAdmiralsService.doc And a tiny taste... [quote]The Fancy Hats facility was a type of installation generally serviced on planets. In this case, it was duct-taped on to a large floating mass of a mining ship that had found the wrong end of an asteroid a couple weeks ago. The entire facility was shaped like a giant hat, supposedly to convince enemies that it was in fact a lost hat of enormous size once worn by a God. The idea was that the enemy would be so afraid the God would come looking for his lost hat that they would shoot themselves immediately or run away screaming. This didn't work as much as the Confederates had hoped, considering most of the raiding factions were atheists and the Undead shot at anything that so much as looked at them funny, God or not. This left the strange-looking research facility looking like a out-of-place hat made out of compressed tin foil and toilet paper without any reason to do so. Yet, the Confederates never changed the design, instead changing their motive of servicing the giant, infuriatingly annoying-to-operate installations to that of simply having the biggest hat in the sector. This motive was extremely powerful and won them many legal victories over civilian-based mining companies that argued the giant hats were too distracting to their crew and were prone to having them fly into things they normally would (try) not to fly into.[/quote]

Curious where the mod came from? Well, you'll probably never know because it originated from a universe I started creating well over a decade ago.

But the most recent (and of course discontinued) literature work regarding this universe is now here for you to enjoy. Some formatting may have been lost.

This is completely unedited. There is typos and stuff.

http://doack.campaigncreations.org/InTheAdmiralsService.doc

And a tiny taste...

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The Fancy Hats facility was a type of installation generally serviced on planets. In this case, it was duct-taped on to a large floating mass of a mining ship that had found the wrong end of an asteroid a couple weeks ago. The entire facility was shaped like a giant hat, supposedly to convince enemies that it was in fact a lost hat of enormous size once worn by a God. The idea was that the enemy would be so afraid the God would come looking for his lost hat that they would shoot themselves immediately or run away screaming. This didn't work as much as the Confederates had hoped, considering most of the raiding factions were atheists and the Undead shot at anything that so much as looked at them funny, God or not.

This left the strange-looking research facility looking like a out-of-place hat made out of compressed tin foil and toilet paper without any reason to do so. Yet, the Confederates never changed the design, instead changing their motive of servicing the giant, infuriatingly annoying-to-operate installations to that of simply having the biggest hat in the sector. This motive was extremely powerful and won them many legal victories over civilian-based mining companies that argued the giant hats were too distracting to their crew and were prone to having them fly into things they normally would (try) not to fly into.

I just finished the first page and my favorite line has to be: [quote]This pissed Captian William right off.[/quote]

I just finished the first page and my favorite line has to be:

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This pissed Captian William right off.

oh good I typod captain of all fucking words BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD /e wait no I didn't, you did. GG

oh good I typod captain of all fucking words

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD

/e wait no I didn't, you did. GG

The end of page 5 and the beginning of page 6 made me almost pee myself.

The end of page 5 and the beginning of page 6 made me almost pee myself.

My girlfriend and I laughed our asses off.

My girlfriend and I laughed our asses off.

I read the first page and a half so far, I lol'd multiple times. I'll finish it another time though, I have so much homework I should be doing >>

I read the first page and a half so far, I lol'd multiple times. I'll finish it another time though, I have so much homework I should be doing >>

The only homework you need to be doing is that which will save your soul, ie reading ITAS. @ A_ect excellent I have a female viewer BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL

The only homework you need to be doing is that which will save your soul, ie reading ITAS.

@ A_ect

excellent I have a female viewer BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL

LolFlyingHat. :P Better writing than most I see on SeN. You win at similies, prize is one internets. Congratulation. ... By the way, did you mean to use a racial slur in the second paragraph?

LolFlyingHat.

Better writing than most I see on SeN. You win at similies, prize is one internets. Congratulation.

... By the way, did you mean to use a racial slur in the second paragraph?

Of course. Every reference to offending or derogatory terms is entirely intentional to act as a satire/cliche.

Of course. Every reference to offending or derogatory terms is entirely intentional to act as a satire/cliche.

I'm going to print this and read it when I'm bored, and then force it upon my friends. :D

I'm going to print this and read it when I'm bored, and then force it upon my friends.

[quote=name:IskatuMesk]Of course. Every reference to offending or derogatory terms is entirely intentional to act as a satire/cliche.[/quote] ... So that dude's a Mexican? :ermm:

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Of course. Every reference to offending or derogatory terms is entirely intentional to act as a satire/cliche.

... So that dude's a Mexican?

It's satire :unsure: I don't think it was blatantly offensive.

It's satire I don't think it was blatantly offensive.

[quote=name:FaRTy1billion]I'm going to print this and read it when I'm bored, and then force it upon my friends. :D[/quote] I look forward to hearing feedback. And yes, this is heavy satire.

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I'm going to print this and read it when I'm bored, and then force it upon my friends.

I look forward to hearing feedback.

And yes, this is heavy satire.