[color=lightgreen]So here's the situation. It's night, around 10 o' clock perhaps. Your outside in the dark taking out the garbage because your mom tells you to. You can see your breath evaporate into the sky as you watch the stars twinkling millions of light-years above Earth. After gazing off into space, you look down the street and in the yellow of the street light you see a dark figure limping towards you. You stare back intriguingly as a few more figures join the former. As your mind wanders off, you think about fried chicken and rocky road ice cream. You realize the figures are running after you. With their arms out-stretched as if trying to grab you, you run back into your house and bolt-lock the door. A decayed, rotting hand busts through the window. You run to your fireplace and snatch the trusty ol' sharp metal rod that your dad uses to push around the fire logs. Through the shattered window, you jab the monsters until they lie on your front porch motionless. After hours of restlessly sitting on your bedside, trusty ol' jabber thingy on-hand, you lock your bedroom door and pass out on your bed. The next morning, your family watches in horror as a breaking news report states that attacks all over ([i]your country here[/i]) have been developing randomly around your location. They state the occurrences as an epidemic. So basically what this is all saying is that zombies are attacking your city. What would you do?[/color]

Trust no one completely Find nth story building Build a lab to find a cure? Ready Provisions Find weapons that do not need ammo (axes,swords,hammer,pitchfork,ect) Find a mate? :omfg: Hope to live till starcraft2 :D

Trust no one completely
Find nth story building
Build a lab to find a cure?
Ready Provisions
Find weapons that do not need ammo (axes,swords,hammer,pitchfork,ect)
Find a mate?
Hope to live till starcraft2

I pull out my trusty Gauss Rifle and type power overwhelming :)

I pull out my trusty Gauss Rifle and type power overwhelming

I live in NJ, so everyone's pretty far apart.. Pretty much, gather a couple of weapons, verify that my neighbors have become zombies, if so, kill the zombies, otherwise keep them as a group and and travel by car to a more densely populated locale - perhaps Manhattan. At least to see whats going on there. Pick up supplies, weapons, maybe more survivors. I don't assume there's a zombie-making virus, since I never played Resident Evil, and its getting a bit overused. Take the party of by now at least ten people further into the mainland going slightly north toward Canada. We take many breaks, of course, and have 1/3 of the party awake at all times, and all near cars and ready to rumble away if zombies attack. Find us some nice deserted town with electricity and running water, and we have paradise.

I live in NJ, so everyone's pretty far apart.. Pretty much, gather a couple of weapons, verify that my neighbors have become zombies, if so, kill the zombies, otherwise keep them as a group and and travel by car to a more densely populated locale - perhaps Manhattan. At least to see whats going on there. Pick up supplies, weapons, maybe more survivors. I don't assume there's a zombie-making virus, since I never played Resident Evil, and its getting a bit overused. Take the party of by now at least ten people further into the mainland going slightly north toward Canada. We take many breaks, of course, and have 1/3 of the party awake at all times, and all near cars and ready to rumble away if zombies attack. Find us some nice deserted town with electricity and running water, and we have paradise.

Spawn camp on living humans so when they die, I can kill zombie easily and level myself up to 99.

Spawn camp on living humans so when they die, I can kill zombie easily and level myself up to 99.

The zombie survival checklist! v1.2 - Find friends - Raid local gunshops and wal marts for guns and ammo - Raid local stores for food and water - Obtain vehicals that can either get 30 mpg or can easily do 200 mph - Pick a nice house, 2 story works - Saw off the back stairs, and shape it like a balcony. - Baracade the front door - Keep the garage secure - Play loud music - Shoot anything that comes near that has blood on it - Make sure to throw people who have been bitten off the back

The zombie survival checklist! v1.2

- Find friends
- Raid local gunshops and wal marts for guns and ammo
- Raid local stores for food and water
- Obtain vehicals that can either get 30 mpg or can easily do 200 mph
- Pick a nice house, 2 story works
- Saw off the back stairs, and shape it like a balcony.
- Baracade the front door
- Keep the garage secure
- Play loud music
- Shoot anything that comes near that has blood on it
- Make sure to throw people who have been bitten off the back

[color=lightgreen]You probably wouldn't want to go to a gunshop, there'd be a mass amount of people there and the persons inside have probably already barricaded the front doors. Besides, even if you [i]did[/i] make it inside, the people inside may shoot you thinking you're a zombie or are infected. My own checklist! - Gather up only very close friends and family - Accumulate enough food to last at least a month - Grab my katana and my dad's shotgun - Bring my Nintendo DS and PSP so I have something to do while I'm hiding from zombies - Run down to the local Police Station - Lock myself inside of a jail cell - Use my katana on any zombies that get near the jail cell My pre-meditated, more extreme checklist: - Buy a portable generator - Buy enough food and water to last for months - Buy a few guns, and a couple melee weapons - Buy armor, maybe even that medeival plate mail (assuming the zombies wouldn't be able to rip through the metal) - Buy a ladder - Cut down my stairs and weld on some sort of metal wall with a small peek hole in it (I mean, who [i]doesn't[/i] want to watch a bunch of zombies trying to jump up to your location? :P) - Gather up my close friends and family - Buy a dog (because I love dogs ;)) - Barricade every window/door - Use the ladder to go upstairs and downstairs - Plug my 360 and my TV into the generator and play some Halo 3! - Oh yeah, and survive too I guess By the way, I'd go to a jail cell because those zombies aren't gonna be able to cut through solid concrete walls or those thick metal bars :/[/color]

Pillage the Village! Raid the local radio shack for quite a bit of cables and batteries and set up a perimeter around my property. Then probably get people I knew and start a giant zombie shooting party. Realize the next morning that the perimeter failed, and perish in agony.

Pillage the Village!

Raid the local radio shack for quite a bit of cables and batteries and set up a perimeter around my property.
Then probably get people I knew and start a giant zombie shooting party.
Realize the next morning that the perimeter failed, and perish in agony.

Hide in the wilds of Canada obviously.

Hide in the wilds of Canada obviously.

Join them? :dontgetit:

Join them?

Try to infiltrate the human bases using their native language "Ro! Rawh wrup durg? How raght wranging?" Then harmanz hambargrz.

Try to infiltrate the human bases using their native language

"Ro! Rawh wrup durg? How raght wranging?"

Then harmanz hambargrz.

The zombies shouldn't be running, and they shouldn't just ignore you after you go hide in your room. Zombie Survival Guide plz. :(

The zombies shouldn't be running, and they shouldn't just ignore you after you go hide in your room. Zombie Survival Guide plz.

Since I live in Canada, zombies would just freeze. There nuff said.

Since I live in Canada, zombies would just freeze. There nuff said.

Break into Area 51 and steal some nukes. Also, while your there, you can let the aliens out of their cages so they will fight against the zombies. They will kill each other, thus leaving you to survive! Its the classing Protoss vs Zerg while Terran hides under his bed :P

Break into Area 51 and steal some nukes. Also, while your there, you can let the aliens out of their cages so they will fight against the zombies. They will kill each other, thus leaving you to survive! Its the classing Protoss vs Zerg while Terran hides under his bed

Terrans > All 'Nuff said And besides! WE could all group together (Minus the annoying ones), and start going down the street in a bus and shoot at zombies >:DD Come on guys itll be fun1 ^_^

Terrans > All 'Nuff said

And besides! WE could all group together (Minus the annoying ones), and start going down the street in a bus and shoot at zombies >:DD Come on guys itll be fun1 ^_^

I'm a griefer. I would just orgasm at the oppurtunity to follow the zombies around, and ruin the safehouses of all those with full proof anti-zombie measures. Like I would demolish the foundations of the 2 story house. Or undo the hinges to the jail cell. The trick would be to not get killed by the zombies myself.

I'm a griefer. I would just orgasm at the oppurtunity to follow the zombies around, and ruin the safehouses of all those with full proof anti-zombie measures. Like I would demolish the foundations of the 2 story house. Or undo the hinges to the jail cell. The trick would be to not get killed by the zombies myself.

type black sheep wall (so i can c where every thing is) use mh (if i had) (2 detect if there zombies or not) build a few pylons (food source) get out my rifle AND HUNT THOSE FUCKERS DOWN maybe power overwheliming if a get damaged alot

type black sheep wall (so i can c where every thing is)
use mh (if i had) (2 detect if there zombies or not)
build a few pylons (food source)
get out my rifle AND HUNT THOSE FUCKERS DOWN
maybe power overwheliming if a get damaged alot

My plan is full-proof, and can be adapted to any zombified situation.

My plan is full-proof, and can be adapted to any zombified situation.

[quote=JordanN]Since I live in Canada, zombies would just freeze. There nuff said.[/quote] Global Warming would fucking own you. GG Canada.

Quote from JordanN

Since I live in Canada, zombies would just freeze. There nuff said.

Global Warming would fucking own you. GG Canada.

[color=#1af]• Masturbate (to regain my composure) • Offer one of my hated neighbors to the zombies in exchange for peace - If zombies fail to comply with the peace agreement: breed local wolves into mammoth wolves and attack • Ravage the zombies with my tamed mammoth wolves • Get sexy hoes that want me because of my amazing feats[/color]