Copulate. Err... :shifty: Anyway, my house is fairly zombie proof. Cement walls, double pane windows, full gun safe in the basement. I'd get my girlfriend (and I guess her family if she wanted them to come...) and camp on my roof with the good ol' SKS until things died down a bit (/copulate). [quote=NerdyTerdy][color=#1af]• Masturbate (to regain my composure) • Offer one of my hated neighbors to the zombies in exchange for peace - If zombies fail to comply with the peace agreement: breed local wolves into mammoth wolves and attack • Ravage the zombies with my tamed mammoth wolves • Get sexy hoes that want me because of my amazing feats[/color][/quote] Megan? Lol.

Copulate. Err...

Anyway, my house is fairly zombie proof. Cement walls, double pane windows, full gun safe in the basement. I'd get my girlfriend (and I guess her family if she wanted them to come...) and camp on my roof with the good ol' SKS until things died down a bit (/copulate).

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• Masturbate (to regain my composure)
• Offer one of my hated neighbors to the zombies in exchange for peace
- If zombies fail to comply with the peace agreement: breed local wolves into mammoth wolves and attack
• Ravage the zombies with my tamed mammoth wolves
• Get sexy hoes that want me because of my amazing feats

Megan? Lol.

My unbeatable list of things to do: -Get my trust-worthy gravity hammer -Get my equally trust-worthy Mjolnir armor -Stand in front of mirror so that I can put the armor on -Take pictures of me doing poses -Raid Wal-mart for rechargeable batteries -Trust absolutely nobody -Retrieve lots of food, water, and various other supplies -Get some extra handwash -Find myself a nice enough house that can be easily defended -Barricade the house If that fails, zombies get through, and I am finding impossible to defend myself, I will turn on some really loud music and start break dancing on the floor in the hopes that the zombies will stop attacking, watch me in total awe as I slowly break dance my way out the door. At that point, I run like hell and find another place to defend. (I have awesome Mjolnir armor, so I can run pretty god damn fast.)

My unbeatable list of things to do:
-Get my trust-worthy gravity hammer
-Get my equally trust-worthy Mjolnir armor
-Stand in front of mirror so that I can put the armor on
-Take pictures of me doing poses
-Raid Wal-mart for rechargeable batteries
-Trust absolutely nobody
-Retrieve lots of food, water, and various other supplies
-Get some extra handwash
-Find myself a nice enough house that can be easily defended
-Barricade the house

If that fails, zombies get through, and I am finding impossible to defend myself, I will turn on some really loud music and start break dancing on the floor in the hopes that the zombies will stop attacking, watch me in total awe as I slowly break dance my way out the door. At that point, I run like hell and find another place to defend. (I have awesome Mjolnir armor, so I can run pretty god damn fast.)

But you don't have the artificial bones, so your limbs would shatter. :P

But you don't have the artificial bones, so your limbs would shatter.

No. I typed in power overwhelming.

No. I typed in power overwhelming.

Power overwhelming doesn't work in Halo.

Power overwhelming doesn't work in Halo.

[quote=FatalException]Power overwhelming doesn't work in Halo.[/quote] Yes it does. Blizzard and Bungie are collaborating all of a sudden in the wake of this zombie infestation. They have their methods of dealing with it. Blizzard has power overwhelming and firebats. Bungie has their godly Mjolnir armor, lots of weapons, and Forerunner technology. With the Forerunner techonology, Bungie can interweave the Blizzard cheat code into the real world. :-_-:

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Power overwhelming doesn't work in Halo.

Yes it does. Blizzard and Bungie are collaborating all of a sudden in the wake of this zombie infestation. They have their methods of dealing with it. Blizzard has power overwhelming and firebats. Bungie has their godly Mjolnir armor, lots of weapons, and Forerunner technology. With the Forerunner techonology, Bungie can interweave the Blizzard cheat code into the real world.

[color=lightgreen]Where does it say zombies can't run? I'm pretty much going off of Dawn of the Dead stuff, not shitty Resident Evil garbage. Dawn of the Dead, zombies could run really really fast. That's the world I one day dream of living in.[/color]

[quote=stickynote]If that fails, zombies get through, and I am finding impossible to defend myself, I will turn on some really loud music and start break dancing on the floor in the hopes that the zombies will stop attacking, watch me in total awe [b]as I slowly break dance my way out the door[/b]. At that point, I run like hell and find another place to defend. (I have awesome Mjolnir armor, so I can run pretty god damn fast.)[/quote] [color=lightgreen]Lmfao.[/color]

Change of plan: In case all my other plans fail, I have to resort to the most brutal assault: Turn Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" on, attatch to subwoofer, play at max volume. Even zombies have ears. I will, of course, with me, the most important appliance that goes along with the music: Earplugs.

Change of plan:
In case all my other plans fail, I have to resort to the most brutal assault: Turn Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" on, attatch to subwoofer, play at max volume. Even zombies have ears. I will, of course, with me, the most important appliance that goes along with the music: Earplugs.

Centri, your plan would fail becuase there would be no electricity w/o people manning the power plants. And it's not a zombie apocalypse if people all over the world are still doing their jobs, holding society together. [QUOTE]That's the world I one day dream of living in.[/QUOTE] I wish I never played RE4. Sometimes I'll just wake up, realize I'm not and will never be Leon, and just sleep all day in depression. OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO BE LEON

Centri, your plan would fail becuase there would be no electricity w/o people manning the power plants. And it's not a zombie apocalypse if people all over the world are still doing their jobs, holding society together.

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That's the world I one day dream of living in.

I wish I never played RE4. Sometimes I'll just wake up, realize I'm not and will never be Leon, and just sleep all day in depression. OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO BE LEON

My plan is best!

My plan is best!

I'll take an old Zombie Halloween costume, put it on, bite one of the Zombies, and disappear, causing a zombie international battle (because the first one I bit will bite the one next to me, and so on), while I microwave and eat popcorn in under the bed.

I'll take an old Zombie Halloween costume, put it on, bite one of the Zombies, and disappear, causing a zombie international battle (because the first one I bit will bite the one next to me, and so on), while I microwave and eat popcorn in under the bed.

No, they would just bite eachother.

No, they would just bite eachother.

[quote]Centri, your plan would fail becuase there would be no electricity w/o people manning the power plants. And it's not a zombie apocalypse if people all over the world are still doing their jobs, holding society together.[/quote] My plan wouldn't fail. It's a temporary setback, that's all. Replace electricity with 'forest', 'blankets' and 'gasoline'.

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Centri, your plan would fail becuase there would be no electricity w/o people manning the power plants. And it's not a zombie apocalypse if people all over the world are still doing their jobs, holding society together.

My plan wouldn't fail. It's a temporary setback, that's all. Replace electricity with 'forest', 'blankets' and 'gasoline'.

-Join the Zombie Horde!! RAWR.

-Join the Zombie Horde!! RAWR.

[quote=stickynote]Change of plan: In case all my other plans fail, I have to resort to the most brutal assault: Turn Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" on, attatch to subwoofer, play at max volume. Even zombies have ears. I will, of course, with me, the most important appliance that goes along with the music: Earplugs.[/quote] Why would you want earplugs? :P NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!

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Change of plan:
In case all my other plans fail, I have to resort to the most brutal assault: Turn Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" on, attatch to subwoofer, play at max volume. Even zombies have ears. I will, of course, with me, the most important appliance that goes along with the music: Earplugs.

Why would you want earplugs?

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!

I would make a device that focuses the energy of light into the equivalence of all of the energy hitting the earth for two milliseconds. It would pretty much vaporize anything the light touched.

I would make a device that focuses the energy of light into the equivalence of all of the energy hitting the earth for two milliseconds. It would pretty much vaporize anything the light touched.

My zombie checklist! - Get some [I]wepon[/I]! (So zombie GOASTS don't attack me, and officers with headcrabs, whose pants are dead, don't take my license) - Barricade myself into Lay's chip factory. - [FONT=Courier]???[/FONT] - Profit!

My zombie checklist!

- Get some wepon! (So zombie GOASTS don't attack me, and officers with headcrabs, whose pants are dead, don't take my license)
- Barricade myself into Lay's chip factory.
- ???
- Profit!

1.put on my ninja suit 2. Saddle up my t-Rex 3 Fill up the canisters on my flamethrower 4.put on my seatbelt ;) id be doing like 120 in a 45 with my dino shooting Fier at the zombies while having "get out alive - 3daysgrace" on meh ipod.Nuff said.

1.put on my ninja suit
2. Saddle up my t-Rex
3 Fill up the canisters on my flamethrower
4.put on my seatbelt

id be doing like 120 in a 45 with my dino shooting Fier at the zombies while having "get out alive - 3daysgrace" on meh ipod.Nuff said.

Id rig my microwave so that i can turn it on with its door open. Then it set it to 3 hours, steal a radiation suit from Black Mesa and hide in my room with my trusty Gauss rifle with distance upgrade :) The microwaves being set out from the microwave will heat the zombies up, weakening them, so that when they get to my room, they will be low on HP and will die with only one shot from my Gauss rifle.

Id rig my microwave so that i can turn it on with its door open. Then it set it to 3 hours, steal a radiation suit from Black Mesa and hide in my room with my trusty Gauss rifle with distance upgrade
The microwaves being set out from the microwave will heat the zombies up, weakening them, so that when they get to my room, they will be low on HP and will die with only one shot from my Gauss rifle.