wait, can you just Caste plague+nuke? if you hide in bunk nothing happens to you .

Or, if the bunker is too close, you die.

Actually, the bunker dies, but you survive!

Lol. But you won't ever be able to have babies-the radiation will kill your balls.

then you dont need a condom.

LOL! But what if you get a tumor on your penis?

Raid a pawn shop for weapons.

Make a move on the airstrip around 15 minutes from here.

Fly to an island somewhere, stopping somewhere ahead of the infection for fuel/supplies.

I might just skip step 1, and grab a weapon off a corpse.

Kill myself.

Zombie apocalypse, the average joe has no chance, I have no guns, no weapons, no nothing. Heck, I wouldn't even have been able to stop the first lot of them, we have nothing sharp.
Suicide by pill overdose or something. I wouldn't want to live in a Z-apoc world anyway.

What about your kittens?!

your right, well tie them to sticks and beat the zombies into an allergy induced coma! GREAT IDEA!!!

on the less lulz side...

Tumor on your penis? chances are if your penis becomes contaminated with radiation either
1. your sperm will glow in ther dark
B. you'd grow a second penis
III.you'd mutate into a huminiond that produces A-Sexualy

... You don't have knives, or friends with knives?
... How in hell would that happen?

And how'd you go from 1 to B to III?

The zombie apocalypse paranoia is getting to him. He's changing the way he numbers thing to throw the zombies off his tail.

Shit, I forgot about my kittens. Dammit...

I will unleash the mudkips! Their water attacks and experiencing them to evolve is enough to wipe them all out!

I'll keep them safe..In mah choppa!

...
Memes suck.
Go back to 4Chan.

O RLY? well chuck norris doesnt think so, he'll use his SHoop da whoop canon to haxor joo!

...yea it does sucK :\

Radiation = mutations btw :l

i'd just jack a science vessel, type "the gathering", and irradiate everything

I would fly to another country . To Paraguay!