You know you're a gamer when...
1. You have to cast identify every time you 'loot' the refridgerator.
2. You wake up to the site of your computer screen.
3. You bought 40 bags of flour in an attempt to power-level your cooking.
4. You jump around everywhere because you think it's a glitch that makes you faster.
5. You're more interested in Kerrigan than your girlfriend.
[6. You write in this thread. It's not funny guys, don't do it you retards.]
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I do jump everywhere, it is a glitch IRL NOOB!
Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Mar 27 2008, 8:41 am by UNORiGiNAL.
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Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
You see movement out of the corner of your eye and your first thought is "Shit, headcrab!"
True story.
When you put a key in a door and you think it'll disappear.
You see movement out of the corner of your eye and your first thought is "Shit, headcrab!"
True story.
Tell me about it.
When you argue with a shopkeeper because he won't buy your loot.
When you worry about an Alien stalking you outside your room. [sucks to be me, I have 2 massive windows, at night. It's just black rectangles.]
When you think the quote 'need a light' refers to a flamethrower.
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When you laugh at everybody else who seems to be noob.
Starting with your title. Wtf is your?
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Citizen Kane.
A play on words, I made it Citizen Abel.
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when you play in the sewers looking for "goombas" and "?" blocks
when you punch your freind the second he gets out of his house and yell "T-SPAWN!"
when you steal candy from a baby and say "All yur candy are belong to me!"
when you give your girlfreind a note saying:
Roses are
#ff0000Violets are
#0000ffAll of my base,
Are belong to you
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It was from a shirt i saw Lol.
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Nice.
When you worry that in your sleep you'll get patched, and you're intelligence will get nerfed.
None.
when you try to explain everyday things by using:
You
Having sex with your girlfriend
+2 to your cool points
None.
When your girlfriend dumps you, and you reach for f6.
None.
when you go to the hospital you use CTRL+ALT+DELETE > Performance, And your CPU USAGE is your heart rate.
None.
So you close a few useless apps. Such as compassion.exe
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You think Osama could have used the planes more strategically as dropships or wraiths instead of scourge.
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I do jump everywhere, it is a glitch IRL NOOB!
It also boasts over 6.75 billion members!
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When someone pulls off a ridiculously crazy shot in basketball and you scream "OMG HAX!"
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