Shut up Nude I'm trying to defend my creativity.

The HEADMISTRESS, not getting the joke, does not seriously thinks you are Natalya. She asks for your NAME, and STACEY pokes you harshly in the side, somehow getting the point across that you need to stop ACTING OUT.

Tell her your actual name with as much SWAGGER as possible.

Don't worry we all respect you for your hidden cults and grues. No need to get insecure.

After telling the headmistress your real name hug her passionately for a awkwardly long time while rubbing your hand all over her back and mumble into her dress how happy you are that you are allowed to be here and thank her a lot for giving you this chance. Oh and that you love her.

I...I'm creative.

The HEADMISTRESS will have none of your BULLSHIT. You step forward to give her a hug, but just as you put your arms out you are knocked UNCONSCIOUS by a blow to the back of your HEAD.

What you assume to be SEVERAL HOURS LATER, you WAKE UP in a WELL LIT PIT. Beside you is STACEY, who appears to be UNCONSCIOUS. There is nothing in the PIT except for what looks like a few SCATTERED BONES and DUST. Above you in BALCONIES there sits a few WOMEN scattered here and there, all of which are idly making POLITE CONVERSATION. Infront of you is a WORN DUNGEON DOOR, and there is a similar one behind you. SOMETHING is SCRATCHING at the WORN DUNGEON DOOR in front of you, and you wonder if its a GRUE.

STACEY groans as she awakes, and she looks PISSED OFF. You think you see a GLINT in the DUST ahead of you. Better act quick, STACEY looks like she's ready to ATTACK!

Let love take over.

Hug Stacy passionately for a awkwardly long time while restraining her hands in the process. If that doesn't seem to calm her kiss her all over.

This is why you should have acted like you didn't know how to speak english.

You try to HUG STACEY, but she is ready to STAB YOU in the EYE with what looks like RUSTY NAIL CLIPPERS. When you go to KISS HER, the NAIL CLIPPERS miss but instead nick the side of your CHEEK. You are now BLEEDING.

Well, blood does make a good lubri-

Put STACEY in an ARMBAR and ask her what the fuck is going on.

You somehow manage to floor STACEY and put her in an ARMLOCK. You ask her what's going on, but apparently she is unwilling to answer questions. Upon tightening your grip further, she reveals that she thought you were the NEW INITIATE she was sent to pick up. Since you are not, and since STACEY failed, you have both been SENTENCED TO DEATH. You have noticed that those mingling in the BALCONY have become QUIET and are watching you INTENTLY.

KISS her HAND and TELL stacey YOU love HER.

Tell STACEY the story of BLACK DYNAMITE:

Black Dynamite, a Vietnam veteran and former CIA agent, vows to clean up the streets of drug dealers and gangsters after his younger brother Jimmy is killed by a shady organization. O'Leary, Black Dynamite's former Army and CIA partner, reinstates Black Dynamite back into the agency, because they do not want him seeking vengeance by himself. Trying to get to the bottom of Jimmy's murder, he finds out that his brother was actually working undercover for the CIA. Black Dynamite also finds out the shady organization is filling the black orphanages with heroin. He declares war on local drug dealers and successfully cleans up the streets.

After discovering the government's involvement in the drug ring, Black Dynamite steals the ledger belonging to the corrupt Congressman James. Black Dynamite and his team storm the warehouse to capture a big shipment. They learn of a top secret operation called "Code Kansas", but find no drugs in the warehouse; only Anaconda malt liquor, a government-produced brand that, according to the slogan, "gives you whooooo!". In a diner, they decipher the slogan and Code Kansas as clues towards a plan to literally emasculate African-American men through Anaconda, which is formulated to "give you a little dick". Back at the warehouse, Black Dynamite finds O'Leary is part of the evil plan, but is just following orders. He kills O'Leary before acquiring his next lead to Code Kansas.

Black Dynamite heads to Kung Fu Island, where he discovers that the Fiendish Dr. Wu created the secret formula found in Anaconda malt liquor. After defeating him in battle, Black Dynamite discovers the true identity of the mastermind of the entire operation from Dr. Wu.
Black Dynamite then travels to the White House and confronts President Richard Nixon, who has been giving the orders from the beginning. After Black Dynamite defeats Nixon in a kung-fu battle and threatens to expose him, the president begs to be killed and his plan is foiled.

STACEY wants to know what the BLACK DYNAMITE STORY has to do with anything, and informs you that you are BOTH GOING TO DIE HERE once the HEADMISTRESS shows up. You better come up with either an ESCAPE PLAN or a FIGHT PLAN before the next turn...

The FIRST RULE of FIGHT PLAN is that you don't talk about FIGHT PLAN.

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The FIRST RULE of FIGHT PLAN is that you don't talk about FIGHT PLAN.

TROLL in the DUNGEON!!

Tell Stacey that you believe you both have a better chance of survival if you work together. Ask her what she knows about the place you are in, and ask if she has any ideas to escape.

You think about talking to STACEY about your idea, but you decide it is better to keep the plan to yourself. Besides, you don't know if the LURKING ENEMY is psychic, and maybe they can only hear STACEY'S THOUGHTS. Or maybe it just has really GOOD HEARING. STACEY begs you to come up with something...

Let love take over.

Tell her that you're happy that you two can die together and that you should make the best of the situation. Kiss her passionately while holding her so tight that she can't escape.

This, all the way.

STACEY, let's make MAGIC happen. Tonight. In my pants. And your pants.

And by that I mean sex.

As in intercourse.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Mar 1 2011, 11:18 pm by DevliN.

JESUS take THE WHEEL, take IT from MY HANDS

lol