Bad advice, you're not ready for advanced techniques yet.
yeah geez ask norm about the advanced techniques. Oh like... i dunno, spending a whopping 3 dollars on her for slurpees... IN WINTER!
I loled.
Seriously, though, I like Kame's method of attracting girls. Spend a few bucks for her on valentine's day, or she'll hate you, then bust out the wallet for some random day that nobody else is getting her stuffs.Yea. This how I view a "typical" Valentine's Day date
5:00 -- pick up date. You exchange a few awkward pleasantries, sometimes more if you know her. You brought her flowers and chocolate, but figured you would leave them in the car until after the date. I don't know why you thought this was a good idea.
5:30 -- get to a crowded "fancy" restaurant. Most of the clientele are either really old, or a little too young to fully enjoy the atmosphere. There's a higher chance that the chefs and servers are over burdened, so the service will be sub par.
6:30 -- Leave restaurant slightly disenchanted. Apparently, neither of you considered that the sun would wilt the flowers and melt the chocolate. You laugh about it awkwardly.
7:00 -- go to a "romantic" movie. Oh cute, the guy is an inconsiderate jackass, and the good girl - who is probably a skank - somehow wins him over. The three middle school couples ahead of you are swapping spit, and the group of angsty pubescent girls behind you - who are probably celebrating "singles awareness day" are bitching about how hard it is to land a guy like that.
9:30 -- finally get home. There's an awkward pause: if you drop her off too early, there's a chance that she'll think you don't like her. But if you invite yourself in, there's a chance you're imposing, and you might be insinuating your true motives. The escape: decent but comfortable bar. Unless your date is in the workforce...in which case its date over.
The next day -- you're not sure if you're supposed to call or not. You panic and freak out, watching the phone to see if she makes the first move. Chances are, she's at work, or asleep, or busy. Oops. You wonder if its your fault. You panic and don't call her for a week - wherein she has a new date.
my method...
valentine's day -- offer to take her out on a low stress date, or to cook dinner for her. Maybe send her flowers or chocolate to wherever she works/studies.
next day -- ah, now you have an excuse to call her. Ask her if you two are still on for your amazing romantic night that night. Everyone would have spent their money on Valentine's day, so every place will be mostly empty, or at least as busy as a normal work day.
I WIN.