GOTHAM GLOBEThursday, September 11, 2008
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Chaos Deepens as Batman Murders, Joker Dominatesby William BraunIn a shocking turn of events, it appears that Batman has begun murdering innocent civilians. One of his victims turned up near the police station, covered in stab wounds. He was declared dead at the scene when he was found early in the morning. This disturbing development has raised questions about Batman's true alignment, and has led Police Commissioner Gillian Loeb to declare Batman a public enemy. He has ordered the creation of a task force to crack down on vigilante justice and is rumored to be going tougher on Lieutenant Gordon, who has long been seen to have a soft spot for Batman.
Witnesses report that late last night, a man matching the description of Raccoon was poking around warehouses near the docks. He withdrew what appeared to be a pair of bolt cutters, but while he fumbled with a padlocked chain on one of the doors, several mafia appeared out of the gloom. Before the mafia could harm the man, however, a dark shape swooped down from above and grabbed the mysterious man. Some old rolls of paper reportedly fell from his pocket as he ascended into the night, but they have not been recovered. The mafia fired uselessly into the darkness after the retreating Batman.
In the early hours of the morning, police discovered the body of
Raccoon in an alleyway near the police station. His jacket had been pinned to the wall by several "Batarangs" - bat-shaped throwing devices typical of Batman - but his throat had been slashed with a long knife and he was pronounced dead at the scene. This apparent murder of an innocent civilian by Batman has deeply thrown into question the moral attitude of Gotham toward Batman's brand of vigilante justice. It is unknown whether Gotham will turn so kindly to him in the future.
Also early this morning, the bodies of
Shocko and
poison_us were discovered in the back of a Gotham City Unified School District bus. A bus driver reported to work to find the grisly sight of two dead men in the back of his bus and reported it to authorities immediately. A police spokesman said that it is too early for the police to have any leads yet as to the culprit in the death of these two men. According the sources inside the police, they were both wearing masks and were tied together. Many suspect the involvement of the Joker, although the truth is much less certain.
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Kill The Bat-Manby Mark GreshamAs his most recent escapade has demonstrated, this character who calls himself the Batman is clearly not on our side. What assurances do we have that someone who shadily dresses up in a bat-suit by night truly has the best interests of Gotham at hand? There are many more likely motives for his actions. Perhaps he seeks to infiltrate high levels of city government by gaining the trust a select few. Perhaps he wants to take the city from the mafia and become a lord of Gotham. But what is not certain is that he does not have our interests at hand?
But how can we stop him? The answer is simple - kill him. We know that he resides among us, so let us all work together to find out who this evil man is and rid the city of him. Either that, or we could always let the Joker take care of him...
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***DAY 4 START***Town, three days to decide and vote on a lynch candidate. Remember, the person
voted for first is lynched.
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