[transcription of GCN Headline News at 11; September 10, 2008]
[11:03pm]
Alice Petersen: This just in... we have received a tape in the mail and it appears to be from the Joker. He claims to have sent this message to all the major news agencies in order to get his point across after yesterday's lynch was unexpectedly interrupted. We warn viewers that some of this content may be considered extreme.
[cue tape of the Joker]
Joker:
AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
That was a looot of fun HAHAHAHAHA! HA HA
You... lynched the FatalException but your very own town made you fail! HAHAHA.
But a promise is a promise, and the promise was a mafia, but FatalException is not dead so we're going to be playing a little game instead of me just giving you a mob.
Here's the very fun game,
KrayZee is just a regular mob, but he has to be killed
before dawn and by another mafia! And I'll know who killed him, don't test me again.
Failure from the mob to do that, I'll be revealing the mafia doctor the next night and townies
must not lynch
KrayZee during the day, but keep him alive, if you do lynch him, I'll be revealing the
batman to the mob the very next night and not the mafia doctor. Have fun!!!
Oh, and remember, I'm a man of my word A-HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
AP: And with that, it's time for a break. We'll be right back!
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