I don't smoke cigarettes, those things are disgusting/pointless/expensive. I used to have a hookah, but I gave it away after I got sick from it one day and had to pull over 7 times to throw up on my way home.
The only thing I do these days is drink, which I still don't do very often. Don't have any exciting experiences other than I once took 12 shots in about 10 minutes and my mom found me the next day passed out in a pool of my own vomit. Besides that, I just drink with my friends.
The first few times I smoked weed it didn't do anything, but that was because I ddin't know how to smoke. If that sounds retarded, I assure you there's a difference between inhaling into your mouth and inhaling into your lungs. Now I like the stuff, but it really isn't worth the risky 1 month that it stays in your system.
I've taken/snorted various pain pills etc. None of which were very exciting. Tripple C's/Robo is pretty fun though. It kills your motor skills so you walk around as if you're on the moon or as if you're a robot. If you take enough you "fall" into "wormholes". I once sat on a couch in a dark room for 5 hours lost in space.
Caned air is pretty entertaining. Makes everything sound funny and makes your voice really low. I've only done it a couple times, but my retarded friends breath it until they pass out lol.
Cocain is alright. The high is good but it's short and expensive. Ecstacy is a god among drugs. I suggest everyone try ecstacy at least once in their lives. The euphoria you experience is absolutely amazing. I've had some of the best nights of my life rolling on E. I used to take it when I'd go to local raves and have roll parties with me friends. We would walk the Vegas strip, chill in the jacuzzie, etc. I've taken like 6 hits (not at once) at massive raves in LA. Lots of fun. The only problem is you never know what your pills are cut with.
I would advise everyone to stay away from hallucinogens. I did an eighth of shrooms my first time at a massive in LA surrounded by 15,000 people. It was a pretty horrible idea. I did shrooms again at a friends house and I had another bad trip. My legs pretty much convulsed the whole time, and I didn't even take very much. I refuse to try LSD after my shroom trips (even though my gf loves the stuff and is always trying to get me to try it). I saw people talking about which is worse and what not. Either of the two is more than capable of giving you a horrible trip, one is not better than the other. It all depends on your enviornment and how mentally sound you are. Good trips, however, can be an amazing amount of fun.
I don't do any of the dirty drugs (heroine, meth, etc), unless you count when it's cut into ecstacy.
But yeah, like I said I pretty much only drink these days. I don't have time for partying anymore with school and work and whatnot.
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