>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
But you wouldn't care as you would have poliwhirl captured soon after the restart, before any rock types.
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
Alright you guy won't get it. Here's the answer.
Shoot the lion, drink the beer, and drive away in the jaguar.
So now apparently you approve of drinking and driving. What would MAD think of you? Inconsiderate you are to all those mothers.
My answer for the pokemon question was totally rocking though.
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>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
Yeah. I was going to add 'don't drink and drive' to the answer but I forgot. K someone post a riddle.
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
Alright you guy won't get it. Here's the answer.
Shoot the lion, drink the beer, and drive away in the jaguar.
Wrong.
'jaguar' designates an animal. Why? Jaguar the car manufacturer is a proper noun. Proper nouns require capitalization. I GUESS YOU LOSE. LUL.
Use Thunderwave on the animals making them paralyzed, so they cannot move. Then use the the sniper rifle on the Geodude, making it self destruct. This kills all animals, except your Pikachu, which has returned to the Pokeball. Then consume the beer.
It's a bullet. It would come right back at you.
I doubt it would come back directly at me. And it would piss it off enough to make it use self-destruct.
ALSO! is this a wild Pokemon, and what's my PP for Quick Attack? Can I RUN?
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The answer isn't "Use the super potion then keep using quick attack", is it?
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The Geodude would self-destruct first turn anyways.
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It's not a real Geodude. No Geodude knows ONLY Self-destruct.
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It's not a real Geodude. No Geodude knows ONLY Self-destruct.
Geodude has self-destruct. That's it.
Apparently this one does according to Vi3t.
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Assume that the PP has been drained, and that you're excessively bored.
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Is it a substitute?
And if Geodude self-destructed, and killed you, wouldn't you win anyways?
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I think it's about time for this thread to get locked now.
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You're given 8 blocks of metal--to all appearances, they are all exactly alike. However, one of the blocks is heavier than the rest. With a scale, what is the lowest number of measurements required to find the heavy block?
>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
3. Probably 2 if you are clever but 3 for me.
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
1) first you weigh 3 + 3 blocks.
2a) If 1 scale goes down you take the 3 blocks out of that scale and weigh 1 + 1 and put 1 aside
2a, Result 1) If no scale weighs more you know it's the one block of the final 3 you put aside
2a, Result 2) If one scale weighs more you know it's the heavier block.
2b) If no scale goes down you have only 2 candidates left - easy to weigh them.
==> You need max. 2 measurements.
EDIT:
New riddle:
You have four 4's and can combine them with addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, extracting a root and you're allowed to put brackets or group the 4's together to 44, 444 or 4444. You must use all four 4's.
What is the smallest whole number you
cannot calculate using the given mathematical tools?
Example:
(44 - 4) / sqrt(4) = 20
P.S. I hope I didn't forget a rule...
Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Jul 23 2009, 1:30 am by NudeRaider.