The lion consumes the beer. And you shoot the jaguar.
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>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
Viet we've already done that one, you lay it diagonal in the packaging. Or it was in your sig, I forget.
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
Viet wrong a bear would beat a lion and even if it did win you would have to beat the lion.
CLARIFICATION the animals are allied and will never heart each other.
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
Pikachu has 2/59 HP left.
ATK - 15
DEF - 17
SPD - 22
SATK - 21
SDEF - 19
You're faced against a Geodude that has 50/52 HP left.
ATK - 20
DEF - 23
SPD - 16
SATK - 9
SDEF - 10
The only move you have left is Quick Attack. All other moves have been depleted and/or are useless against Ground/Rock type Pokemon.
You have one super potion in your bag.
HOW DO YOU WIN?
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CLARIFICATION the animals are allied and will never heart each other.
Mine doesn't involve the animals hurting each other.
There is a lion a beer and a jaguar in an area from which you cannot escape. You have Yoshis sniper rifle and it will one-hit-kill one and only one animal. However, you only have one bullet in the sniper rifle. Suicide is not an option and no one will rescue you.
What do you do to get away alive?
One animal consumes the beer. You shoot the other. The one consuming the beer has it's motor skills mucked due to intoxication.
Also, bears, lions and jaguars don't mix. You're in a Zoo.
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>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
OK you got the bit about the beer being a liquid but the lion prefers meat. And if you get the answer right you could be in the wild somewhere.
And what moves does geodude have?
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
Lions can be curious.
I'm in a WILD safari. In a Safari Zone. Or a Zoo.
Alternative:
- Line them up and shoot them.
- One shot scares them all away.
Geodude has self-destruct. That's it.
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Pikachu has 2/59 HP left.
ATK - 15
DEF - 17
SPD - 22
SATK - 21
SDEF - 19
You're faced against a Geodude that has 50/52 HP left.
ATK - 20
DEF - 23
SPD - 16
SATK - 9
SDEF - 10
The only move you have left is Quick Attack. All other moves have been depleted and/or are useless against Ground/Rock type Pokemon.
You have one super potion in your bag.
HOW DO YOU WIN?
Use the potion and hope he self-destructs the same turn. Assuming self ko clause is in effect, you automatically win.
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>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
Amd yoshis sniper has a silencer. The animals wont be scared by anything.
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
You can remove a silencer.
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>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
And they still would'nt be scared by the shot.
And the beer is in a can, and it's closed.
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
Shoot the beer can when both animals are nearby. After heat pressure builds up in the can, you shoot it, and it explodes. Harming both animals, and allowing you to escape.
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Use Thunderwave on the animals making them paralyzed, so they cannot move. Then use the the sniper rifle on the Geodude, making it self destruct. This kills all animals, except your Pikachu, which has returned to the Pokeball. Then consume the beer.
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lol.... Fail riddles, and please one at a time.
Vi3t- use ur masterball on the geodude! (who wouldnt want to catch a geodude with a masterball?)
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>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
Alright you guy won't get it. Here's the answer.
Shoot the lion, drink the beer, and drive away in the jaguar.
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
Alright you guy won't get it. Here's the answer.
Shoot the lion, drink the beer, and drive away in the jaguar.
Oh, I heard that one before. But I only remember good riddles.
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Alright you guy won't get it. Here's the answer.
Shoot the lion, drink the beer, and drive away in the jaguar.
Wrong.
'jaguar' designates an animal. Why? Jaguar the car manufacturer is a proper noun. Proper nouns require capitalization. I GUESS YOU LOSE. LUL.
Use Thunderwave on the animals making them paralyzed, so they cannot move. Then use the the sniper rifle on the Geodude, making it self destruct. This kills all animals, except your Pikachu, which has returned to the Pokeball. Then consume the beer.
It's a bullet. It would come right back at you.
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>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
It's because it is normally a spoken riddle, i had to find a way to make it hard when written down. Besides, most of this forum doesn't use correct capitalization.
And for the other riddle, you realise that you should have chosen cynaquil at the start so you restart.
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."