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Hey motherfuckers, it's someone's birthday!
Nov 8 2008, 8:40 pm
By: Voyager7456  

Nov 8 2008, 8:40 pm Voyager7456 Post #1

Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast

We are gathered here to day to join Corbo and Phobos in the bonds of holy matrimony celebrate Phobos' birthday, and because I am cynical and pessimistic, I feel the best way to do this is with some depressing song lyrics:

Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun

And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song

Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough

So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year

Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like walt disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice

But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake

Happy birthday, Phobos! You've endured yet another year of the futile, meaningless existence we call life!

all i am is a contrary canary
but i'm crazy for you
i watched you cradling a tissue box
sneezing and sniffling, you were still a fox

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Nov 8 2008, 8:45 pm Corbo Post #2



Also, I was going to post this when I hapy bday'd to him on msn but I couldn't find these lyrics.
Happy B-Day Phobos!

fuck you all

Nov 8 2008, 8:50 pm Symmetry Post #3

Dungeon Master

Congratulations on a successful revolution around the sun.

:voy: :jaff: :voy: :jaff:

Nov 8 2008, 8:52 pm Echo Post #4

Yay Phobos! Now we can totally marry!


Nov 8 2008, 8:54 pm Excalibur Post #5

The sword and the faith

Happy birthday! I'll give you your birthday spanks later. ;O

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Nov 8 2008, 10:03 pm Phobos Post #6

Are you sure about that?

Thanks guys, it means a lot to me :D

this is signature

Nov 10 2008, 12:03 am WoAHorde Post #7

Nobody said Happy Birthday during mine; Phobos doesn't get any congratulations.

*Gives unlucky penny* It's brought others grave misfortune, use it wisely.


Nov 10 2008, 10:27 am KrayZee Post #8

So just cut the stupid cake
The cake is a lie.


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