You know you're a gamer when... 1. You have to cast identify every time you 'loot' the refridgerator. 2. You wake up to the site of your computer screen. 3. You bought 40 bags of flour in an attempt to power-level your cooking. 4. You jump around everywhere because you think it's a glitch that makes you faster. 5. You're more interested in Kerrigan than your girlfriend. [6. You write in this thread. It's not funny guys, don't do it you retards.]

You know you're a gamer when...

1. You have to cast identify every time you 'loot' the refridgerator.
2. You wake up to the site of your computer screen.
3. You bought 40 bags of flour in an attempt to power-level your cooking.
4. You jump around everywhere because you think it's a glitch that makes you faster.
5. You're more interested in Kerrigan than your girlfriend.
[6. You write in this thread. It's not funny guys, don't do it you retards.]

I do jump everywhere, it is a glitch IRL NOOB! [IMG=http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4a/IRL_the_game.jpg]

I do jump everywhere, it is a glitch IRL NOOB!

You see movement out of the corner of your eye and your first thought is "Shit, headcrab!" True story.

You see movement out of the corner of your eye and your first thought is "Shit, headcrab!"

True story.

When you put a key in a door and you think it'll disappear.

When you put a key in a door and you think it'll disappear.

[quote=Voyager7456]You see movement out of the corner of your eye and your first thought is "Shit, headcrab!" True story.[/quote] Tell me about it. When you argue with a shopkeeper because he won't buy your loot. When you worry about an Alien stalking you outside your room. [sucks to be me, I have 2 massive windows, at night. It's just black rectangles.] When you think the quote 'need a light' refers to a flamethrower.

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You see movement out of the corner of your eye and your first thought is "Shit, headcrab!"

True story.

Tell me about it.

When you argue with a shopkeeper because he won't buy your loot.
When you worry about an Alien stalking you outside your room. [sucks to be me, I have 2 massive windows, at night. It's just black rectangles.]
When you think the quote 'need a light' refers to a flamethrower.

When you laugh at everybody else who seems to be noob. Starting with your title. Wtf is your?

When you laugh at everybody else who seems to be noob.
Starting with your title. Wtf is your?

Citizen Kane. A play on words, I made it Citizen Abel.

Citizen Kane.
A play on words, I made it Citizen Abel.

when you play in the sewers looking for "goombas" and "?" blocks when you punch your freind the second he gets out of his house and yell "T-SPAWN!" when you steal candy from a baby and say "All yur candy are belong to me!" when you give your girlfreind a note saying: Roses are [COLOR=#ff0000]#ff0000[/color] Violets are [color=#0000ff]#0000ff[/color] All of my base, Are belong to you

when you play in the sewers looking for "goombas" and "?" blocks
when you punch your freind the second he gets out of his house and yell "T-SPAWN!"
when you steal candy from a baby and say "All yur candy are belong to me!"
when you give your girlfreind a note saying:

Roses are #ff0000
Violets are #0000ff
All of my base,
Are belong to you

[quote=MadZombie]when you play in the sewers looking for "goombas" and "?" blocks when you punch your freind the second he gets out of his house and yell "T-SPAWN!" when you steal candy from a baby and say "All yur candy are belong to me!" when you give your girlfreind a note saying: Roses are [COLOR=#ff0000]#ff0000[/color] Violets are [color=#0000ff]#0000ff[/color] All of my base, Are belong to you[/quote] I'm keeping that poem.

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when you play in the sewers looking for "goombas" and "?" blocks when you punch your freind the second he gets out of his house and yell "T-SPAWN!" when you steal candy from a baby and say "All yur candy are belong to me!" when you give your girlfreind a note saying: Roses are #ff0000 Violets are #0000ff All of my base, Are belong to you

I'm keeping that poem.

It was from a shirt i saw Lol.

It was from a shirt i saw Lol.

Nice. When you worry that in your sleep you'll get patched, and you're intelligence will get nerfed.

Nice.
When you worry that in your sleep you'll get patched, and you're intelligence will get nerfed.

when you try to explain everyday things by using: [TRIGGER] [DESCRIPTION]Life[/DESCRIPTION] [PLAYERS] [*]You [/PLAYERS] [CONDITIONS] [*]Having sex with your girlfriend [/CONDITIONS] [ACTIONS] [*]+2 to your cool points [/ACTIONS] [/TRIGGER]

when you try to explain everyday things by using:

When your girlfriend dumps you, and you reach for f6.

When your girlfriend dumps you, and you reach for f6.

what does f6 do ;o?

what does f6 do ;o?

Quickload. KILL THE INFIDEL.

Quickload.
KILL THE INFIDEL.

when you go to the hospital you use CTRL+ALT+DELETE > Performance, And your CPU USAGE is your heart rate.

when you go to the hospital you use CTRL+ALT+DELETE > Performance, And your CPU USAGE is your heart rate.

So you close a few useless apps. Such as compassion.exe

So you close a few useless apps. Such as compassion.exe

You think Osama could have used the planes more strategically as dropships or wraiths instead of scourge.

You think Osama could have used the planes more strategically as dropships or wraiths instead of scourge.

[quote=UNORiGiNAL]I do jump everywhere, it is a glitch IRL NOOB! [IMG=http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4a/IRL_the_game.jpg][/quote] It also boasts over 6.75 billion members!

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I do jump everywhere, it is a glitch IRL NOOB!

It also boasts over 6.75 billion members!

When someone pulls off a ridiculously crazy shot in basketball and you scream "OMG HAX!"

When someone pulls off a ridiculously crazy shot in basketball and you scream "OMG HAX!"