ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO
I just finished this.
Oh my god. This was terrible. Pr0nogo, I am sorry, I give you permission to shit all over LotV in this topic...
It was pretty disappointing. I agree, it was all... happy, it had no depth in the story and all missions were about the same. Protoss finding new units, Protoss making bros with ancient stuff, ancient stuff loves protoss again and unite. Repeat that 15 times and you're got those missions. The other mission was zeratul dying one which I am okay with. I still have no idea why he was suddenly a traitor. And the last 4 aiur missions were... meh.
I also can't believe they used the exact same mission from WoL. That's a whole new level of lazy. And why the fuck does everything run on solarite? Even motherfucking animals had solarite cores. I mean, why? Because fuck you, that's why.
Things I liked:
Protoss being "hacked" and having their khala turned against them. I found that a nice spin, specially when they all started to sever their nerves. That was cool.
Alarak was veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery cool. It's by far the best thing in LotV.
Things I disliked:
I BRING SALVATIOOOON. I WILL STOP YOUR SUFFFEEEEERRRRIIIING. I BRING END TO THE INFINITEEE CYCLEEEEEE
Artanis being a pussy when it came to fighting other protoss and also insisting so much on cutting Rohana's nerves.
Solarite. That was stupid. They came up with a good explanation for Terrazine and they it related to the void. Why not use THAT instead of complely making up something retarded?
Overall it has been $40 not that well spent. But oh, well, it did entertain me for quite a while. Which is less than what I'd spend in a night's out anyway.
I had the opportunity to play my last missions with voy and, jokingly, we started a drinking game, thus, I give you:
THE LEGACY OF THE VOID DRINKING GAME[NORMAL MODE]
Everytime you awaken, save or power new units. Drink
Everytime Artanis refers to someone as Friend X. Drink.
Everytime someone comes back as a fucking robot or ghost. Drink.
[EXPERT MODE]
(Spoiler alert: You'll die from alcohol poisoning)Everytime something runs, has a core of it or uses solarite. Drink twice. Drink three times if it's a fucking animal running on solarite.
Everytime Artanis tries to convince Rohana to sever her nerves. Drink twice
Amon trash-talks, offers you salvation, to end your suffering or says he'll end the infinite cycle. Bottoms up! Drink the whole thing!
Does this drinking game make it more bearable? No. No, it does not. But chances are you won't even remember it the next day
Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Nov 29 2015, 4:13 pm by Corbo.
fuck you all