Javascript history? It actually goes to that page. I don't see that problem?

It seems to have gone down-hill somewhat...

Nonsense! Of course, more features would be nice, but I'm sure Farty has a life outside making pointless PHP stuffs

Uh.. if by "life outside making pointless PHP stuffs" you mean "sitting staring at MSN/Maplantis/SEN waiting for something to happen", then yes!

Just jab me and tell me to stop being lazy.
I remember why I havn't been working on this... I was dreading having to convert the entire database file into a new format to add the new plural/singular features. I'll do that now.

Working on the new engine... It will allow support for future additions that I have in mind. >.> <.<

Give me ideas for different sentence structures...
Right now I use Determiner Adjective Noun Verb Determiner Adjective Noun... I wanna make it more varied...

Post has been edited 4 time(s), last time on Jan 22 2008, 4:45 am by FaRTy1billion.

Never thought of varied sentence structure... Ooh!

LOL

I already saw that one. My friend linked it when I asked him.

Stop using single -ing verbs! They do not work!

Atleast, not without the pre-word 'was' or 'were.'
Damnit, people, can't you take into account the sentence structure before you contribute? Completely random, nonsensical sentences aren't funny unless they're ironic!
/ me cries, and slaps someone, very hard

edit: also, if you use numerical articles, adding 'the' usually helps.
ex. "The seven red cars ate our dreadful brain," sounds a lot less phony than, "Seven red cars ate our dreadful brain."

They work if you use an auxillary verb (in this case, usually a form of 'to be'). The problem isn't people doing things like this, it's people having no fucking idea how to do it.

Adding 'the' only makes it definite. Both are perfectly legal sentences.

EDIT: Maybe you should put up massive warnings, so people don't do stupid things.

EDITEDIT: FOR FUCK SAKE PEOPLE, IF THERE IS AN ADJECTIVE BEFORE A NOUN (which there ALWAYS is in this game), YOU MUST USE A DETERMINER!*

*Yes, I know there are exceptions to this (this is English, after all), but unless you know what you are doing, just use a fucking determiner, OK?

EDITEDITEDIT: Also, adjectives tend not to play nice with pronouns.

Post has been edited 5 time(s), last time on Jan 22 2008, 8:28 pm by Minority.

I know.

But don't you know that the common Internet user does not understand, speak, or use English grammar despite English being their first language?

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jan 22 2008, 11:53 pm by FaRTy1billion.

I'd never said otherwise.

I know, but you stigmatized it.

To tell you the truth, I'm pretty pleased with the latest sentences, but:
WTF? O.O
Ez's bit appears to be grammatical, but Rantent's bit just makes it funny.

:cry:
Maybe we could make (and link to) some grammar lessons for these people... but I fear they won't be read anyway.

EDIT: Ooh, I tried something dangerous on #2... and someone made my pirate shitty

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jan 23 2008, 3:09 am by Minority.

I plan on making better Help things rather than half-assed, 5 second descriptions that use "crap" every other word.

It'd be neat with my updates I am going to apply soon.

o.0 What if the noun is a person's name?

I lol'd:

Also, the definite article can't hurt in that case (if you're not sure about it).

I think Ill stop using determiners for proper nouns (unless they're plural).

You can get plural proper nouns?

Determiners can work with proper nouns, just some sound... wrong.

Hmm...
I think I should be worried that there's more than one FlyingHat... flying around.
But whatever, I guess it's still grammatical.

I'm doing automatic a/an-ing. How should I determine 'h'?
"A horrible..." "An honorary..."


Ok. I made it so if you put in "a", "an", or "a(n)" (case insensitive), it will automatically (detect based on the next word) whether it should be "a" or "an". It will also capitalize the first word in every sentence.

I'll apply all these updates tomorrow. Right now I have to go.

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Jan 23 2008, 7:10 am by FaRTy1billion.