So, you go back in time to the year 2000 where you hunt your former self down to give yourself advice. What would you say?

I think I'd give myself a high five and tell me to keep doing it right.

Delete fucking Starcraft.

I'd just list off stocks to invest in.

I think I'd be more concerned with the fact that I'm trapped ten years in the past.

On second thought, I'd be more concerned about the implications of time travel being possible in the first place.

Probably not much. I was one hell of a brat back then and probably wouldn't listen to anything I'd say now.
Given a solution to that, I'd probably end up writing a 40-page-long document that certainly wouldn't be worth the effort of making for purposes of posting here.

Oh shit it works!

Stocks and lottery, assuming me coming into the past doesn't change the flow of financial history and the bouncing of the lottery balls.

I'd kill myself, killing everyone. Both of my bodies would turn into black holes or some crazy entropic shit from the universe unraveling because I was killed by something that couldn't exist because I died at that moment. I could not have come from the past to kill myself so I would not have died. So either existence would not or it would be frozen. Trust me. I took BroTheory and Advanced BroScience in my community college.

If not that, then I would kick my ass repeatable. I don't mean like kick my ass and then just gtfo. I'd Kick my ass all the time when I'd least expect it over the years, or however long it takes for me to kick ass. Also I would convince myself to start working out soon and sticking with it since no one in my class had and even two days in a gym and I'd have such an advantage over the slowpokes. Fuck yea. After my formal self was all manned up I'd tell him what I know now about bitches and whores. Save myself the trouble and QQ.

This all revolves around me coming back during the 6th grade. When I started giving up ;_;.

I'd tell myself to stop sucking with girls. >_>

I'd fix all my past f*ck-ups. I would invest thousands into companies like Ford, Apple, Google, etc in Jan 2009 and sell today for millions o.O

I thought those companies got bigger before that...

Stocks/bets/lottery/etc.

My life's going very well, I wouldn't want to jinx it.

So apparently for most of SEN if some random guy walked up, said they're you from 10 years in the future and requested that you spend more money than you have on lottery and stocks, you'd listen to him?

Why not test it out? See how right he is for a year, spend the next nine years making dough.

Nah man, 2009 was a hot time to have stocks. ...what about October 2008? You're making that shit up.

To have but not to buy amirite? Thats what I was getting at. I don't know much about stocks but isn't it better to invest in things that suck because the stocks owuld be cheap, knowing it would blow up (in a positive way :3 ) to make even more money?

I would pleasantly tell my self to stop using dial-up, then give myself a flash drive with all the latest starcraft tools I can find and say "go here in the year 2005 and upload the things on that drive and get praised by people wondering how all this stuff got developed" and advance the starcraft community quicker than it has already.

OR

I could do all this stock stuff everybody else is talking about.

I'd tell myself "DON'T OFFER TO KISS THAT GIRL NEXT TIME."

Most embarrassing moment evar. Although I was like 7 but still.

I'm going to go back 4 hours. I'll post up if it works.

There's no guarantee that a cheap stock will go up. Buying ten shares of a one dollar stock is the same as buying one ten dollar stock, all things equal.