I love how you think you're good at lying.

I love how stupid you are going to look along with your "partner".

What, when we're revealed as mafia?

No, when you realize of how I am speaking of the truth and how ignorant you are about it.

I love how butt sore EcHo is over losing.

I love how certain individuals managed to turn a forum game into a troll festival.

Myself included! *grunts and throws boulder while swinging club*

No, it clearly specifies your posts should actually be funny or not annoy me. Your posts accomplish neither, violating the post-death posting rule. So, please stop.

With a bit of overconfidence, perhaps arrogance, the mafia set out once again after sunset. The first victim of the night was frazz. He was out late partaking in some risky business when he was stabbed in the back. Frazz, too, had a knife as well and scored a few hits on the mafia, but didn't really cause much damage. In the end, the mafia simply had all the right moves, and frazz was down and out after a few minutes of combat.

Another victim tonight, to no one's surprise, was the mayor himself. He chose not to even bother hiding, and waited outside his office with his gun. Suddenly, all around him, he saw effigies of himself suspended from all the street lamps burst into flame. As the effigies burned brightly, he was impaled in the side with a pitchfork. He turned and fired his gun, but missed. The gun was ripped out of his hand as the mafia stabbed him repeatedly until he died. The corpse of Dapperdan was lying facedown outside his office with "111111" carved into the skin on his back.

The third victim of the night was Doktor Shotgun. He was sitting quietly in his room, studying chemistry nomenclature and having himself a warm cup of tea warm during the cold night. As he was sipping his drink, a brick crashed through his window and went right into his skull. After a few minutes of blood loss, the unity of his body and soul divided as Doktor Shotgun's drifted from unconsciousness to death.

Attempting to fix the operating system of his computer, Crimson Magnum's door suddenly broke down. A man in uniform dragged him out of his room and threw him into a car, which was driven to a farm on the edge of town. Crimson Magnum was strangled to death and the body was found in the middle of a corn field.

** DAY FIVE START **
Time is running out!

EDIT: Grammar correction.

Post has been edited 3 time(s), last time on Dec 11 2007, 11:25 pm by Mini Moose 2707.

First day 5 post!!
I'm just surprised DTBK didn't die. I don't really suspect him as mafia though.

For the last time: DTKB WAS SAVED BY A DOCTOR THE FIRST ROUND. LOL.

wtf why aren't i dying

Now, can we all lay to rest the 'OMGWTFDANISMAFIA!' theories? He wasn't.

Now based off Dan's behavioral interpretations, I think he should go ahead and lynch Killer2121.

For anyone that has more time to interpret clues than I do: Who the hell is going around branding people with numbers?



I vote Killer2121.

2 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 6
1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 6
1 + 9 + 8 + 0 = 18
18 / 3 = 6
OMGF 666 KUNSPEARASEE

I think I'm going with voting EZday.

Oh, c'mon, it's EzDay! Jeez.

I feel you, EzDay, people always call me Frazz.

Yes, I wanted to make it clear that I did not expect him as mafia. It is strange that he didn't die though.

That same thing has been strange every night.

i vote Killer2121.

Well, at least until the doctors died, mafia probably figured it wasn't worth piling hits just to kill me. Now, dunno, but it doesn't seem like I have any great gift for clue analysis or mafia spotting; I'm mostly just following the orders left to me.