Once upon a time, at dawn, the sun rose and blanketed a small town. Suddenly, everyone in the town was defeaned by what sounded like a small nuclear explosion from the direction of the highway. A car sailed through the air and landed with a thunderous crash in the town square. The body of devilesk was hurled from the vehicle with the impact.
Crushed underneath the heavy vehicle was the town's mayor, Mini Moose 2707. He was carrying a briefcase. Most of its contents were destroyed, but the readable parts of some surviving documents spoke warnings of a possible "Mafia" presence moving into the town.
Small nuclear explosion, for those of you who read your StarCraft manual (or according to
http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Battlecruiser#Abilities ) would know this is the
Yamato Gun, a DT_"Battlekruser" ability.
I guess the "defeaning" and "thunderous crash" can point to EcHo if you want to stretch things.
That car that did the crushing must've been fat, like Cnl.Fatso.
As the clock struck one, the mafia moved in the shadows. The first victim of the night was Twitch. He was attacked by a man wielding a lead pipe, which was used to beat in his head. He was then tossed into a nearby canyon, where vultures were found feasting on him in the morning.
As the clock struck two, Merrell was biking home when a beam of light appeared behind him. A nuclear explosion rushed at him and sent him flying into the middle of town. His badly burnt and smoking corpse contained an item hidden within his jacket. Though hard to read, we were able to determine it was a Japanese to English dictionary. Inscribed on the inside cover was a Mudkip and the message "from Voyager with love".
As the clock struck three, JordanN was heading home after a long night at the bar. He decided to take a shortcut through the park, where he passed a gentleman finishing off his giant hamburger. After he passed, the man took the box his hamburger was in, lit a fuse on it, and tossed it at JordanN. In a few seconds, the C4 explosive ignited underneath him and he was turned into paste. The man was spotted tasting the paste before running away.
As the clock struck four, Doodan was driving home from some young lass' house. As he passed the only other car on the road, the driver began firing gunshots out from his window. Doodan was struck in the arm but refused to give up. Turning his car around and slamming on the gas, he sped straight into his attacker's vehicle, a grey sedan. Doodan was flung through the windshield of his car and killed by impact. His attacker's car was ruined, but he escaped with minor injuries.
As the clock struck five, DT_Battlekruser escaped, still alive. He had a bag tied around his head and both his ears were cut. However, thanks a doctor who arrived shortly after, he is in stable condition. After removing the bag from his head, it appeared he was slightly balding.
** DAY TWO START **
The town members wake up together to debate the killers and seek guidance from their newly elected mayor. Someone is going to pay for these atrocious acts!
Sorry, the one two three four didn't mean anything, it just sounded cool.
Canyons have EcHoes. Lame clue for him... they get better further on.
Again, DT_Battlekruser strikes with the Yamato Gun. Voyager's real name is Matt, which in Japanese becomes Yamato.
Fatso is eating a hamburger! What a fatty.
C4 is some police military stuff. A Colonel would probably have access to that.
The grey sedan was a reference to EzDay281's avatar. He also gets lame clues, but they improve later on.
DT_Battlekruser is going bald from all that radiation with his nuclear blasts flying everywhere. Dun dun dun! And yes, CAFG did actually put out a hit on DTBK. Hence the rule change.
Walking down the street, construction debris from an ancient construction crashed down upon omginbd, flattening him. Sheets of metal pounded him into the ground. Written all over the sheets of metal were various calculus equations and geometric diagrams. The event was brought to an abrupt end when the mafia throwing down the sheets of metal fell off the building himself. He was still alive thanks to his slow, but effective, mafia getaway helicopter.
Walking past the local school, FatalException met his demise. He didn't see his attacker, but rather felt a strange pain, and looked down to see a gaping hole through the center of the chest. FatalException lived a good life, but collapsed and died before he could even cry out in pain.
Outside the makeshift temporary graves holding the recent pileup of corpses, the dead weren't resting easy. One pissed off Merrell popped out of the ground. Before he saw it coming, NerdyTerdy had Merrell's teeth tearing through him. NerdyTerdy was mauled to death and Merrell, appeased, returned to the earth for good.
Coming home from a late night movie, Centreri found himself face to face with a gunman carrying a hot branding iron. Centreri was shot twice and collapsed to the ground, dead. Brandishing the preheated branding iron, the mafia thrust it into Centreri's chest and stomach. The text branded on to the corpse read "1980".
The last victim of the night was A_of-s_t, who was driving around in his ambulance sipping cognac. As he approached an intersection, the traffic signal pole fell. He was crushed, blood camoflauged by the traffic light's red signal aura. He was pinned, and knew he would be a dead man soon. Giving up, he felt his life slip away into darkness.
** DAY THREE START **
The town wakes up and finds the dead bodies continue to pile up. They go to the town hall to express their "do not want".
DTBK has been here long enough to be ancient.
Battlecruisers would be built out of sheets of metal.
Calculus and mathematics are obvious references to DTBK. In fact, just look at the
Calculus topic that had been on the first page of Null at the time.
Battlecruisers are slow, but effective.
I tried to give more stuff to use against him since CAFG tried to attack him for some reason.
If you want to go crazy with physics, you can't see an EcHo.
But, that is lame, so I threw in a reference to Kanye West's graduation album, which EcHo's avatar is taken from. You also graduate from a school, which is why he happened to be walking over there
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GraduationMMMMMmmmmm..... stomach FAT!
"1980" =>
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080724/COGNAC? AURA? Now why would I use words like those?
As the sun set, the mafia was up to its usual mischief. It started off as a relatively calm night, but after midnight the weather took a turn for the worse. Winds were kicking up to tremendous speeds and making things go bump in the night, disturbing the entire town. The storm slowly concentrated into one a very nasty peak in one small area, as a tempest formed and passed over MasterJohnny's house. His life, his home, and his corpse were all taken, strewn about and slammed back to earth by ferocious winds. The storm quickly vanished, and the mayor's bodyguards went outside for a smoke. They saw what happened and peered over the destruction. Oddly enough, the killer storm had only consumed this one house and only caused very minor damage to a few adjacent homes. While discussing if the mafia could actually trigger such a storm, the tempest returned and struck again with great speed. Immediately, the bodyguards began to flee back to the mayor's house. By the time they got a few feet away, lightning struck them both. ToA was killed instantly. JaFF, however, was a bit stronger. After a bit of struggling, he managed to get up on his feet again and continued to run. Unfortunately, the wild winds quickly picked up and swept him off his feet, high into the air. Driving down the street in his ambulance was Cheezus, who was given a present from the storm. From the sky, JaFF's fell down and went through Cheezus' windshield. His white doctor's coat and hat became stained with blood, as broken glass cut into him and JaFF collided with him. Whether or not either of them was dead at this point is unknown, but neither of them could control the ambulance. With no functional driver, it crashed into a nearby tree, concluding the brutality for the night.
Morning came once more, and the town awoke to a surprise. All four bodies had been gathered to the tree and hung from it. A note was nailed to the tree, and it read: "We are taking this town back, it will belong to us once again. Do not try to stop us. We are the future." Once again, the residents gathered into the town hall. Noting their gradually decreasing attendance, the town resolved that today would be the day a mafia would at least be brought to justice.
** DAY FOUR START **
Tempest:
http://www.maplantis.org/index.php?mod=47Consume? Wouldn't it just destroy the house? Consuming things is for eating... like Fatso would do.
Stronger. MOAR Kanye West's Graduation!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GraduationSounds like the KKK, or "Clan" - CAFG - is at it again. Yeah, a Klan reference. Like I said, it was FUCKING DIFFICULT to refer to CAFG.
Unknown -- Like CAFG's avatar and Fatso's avatar/signature.
Shit.... there was more to this but I want to write about the last set. I will go back and edit this as I remember it.
With a bit of overconfidence, perhaps arrogance, the mafia set out once again after sunset. The first victim of the night was frazz. He was out late partaking in some risky business when he was stabbed in the back. Frazz, too, had a knife as well and scored a few hits on the mafia, but didn't really cause much damage. In the end, the mafia simply had all the right moves, and was down frazz was out after a few minutes of combat.
Another victim tonight, to no one's surprise, was the mayor himself. He chose not to even bother hiding, and waited outside his office with his gun. Suddenly, all around him, he saw effigies of himself suspended from all the street lamps burst into flame. As the effigies burned brightly, he was impaled in the side with a pitchfork. He turned and fired his gun, but missed. The gun was ripped out of his hand as the mafia stabbed him repeatedly until he died. The corpse of Dapperdan was lying facedown outside his office with the "111111" carved into the skin on his back.
The third victim of the night was Doktor Shotgun. He was sitting quietly in his room, studying chemistry nomenclature and having himself a warm cup of tea warm during the cold night. As he was sipping his drink, a brick crashed through his window and went right into his skull. After a few minutes of blood loss, the unity of his body and soul divided as Doktor Shotgun's drifted from unconsciousness to death.
Attempted to fix the operating system of his computer, Crimson Magnum's door suddenly broke down. A man in uniform dragged him out of his room and threw him into a car, which was drived to a farm on the edge of town. Crimson Magnum was strangled to death and the body was found in the middle of a corn field.
** DAY FIVE START **
Time is running out!
How many times have I referred to DTBK with these words? I love you, DTBK.
LoL @ Tom Cruise => KRUSE movies. I should've gone with the newer ones maybe.
All the effigies! Sounds like KKK tactics to me.
1 = A, 2 = B, ..., 11 = K. 11 11 11 = KKK, or the Klan.
In retrospect, that was a bit dumb because "(1+1)1(1+1)1" could go to "2121".
Chemistry nomenclature?! You mean.... the E-Z naming system for alkenes?
http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Organic_Chemistry/Alkenes#EZ_NotationUnity Divided:
http://www.maplantis.org/index.php?mod=46Crimson Magnum was fixing his.... kernel!
A man in uniform... a colonel perhaps?
Corn has, you guessed it, kernels!
The clues were pretty good on Day 5, IMO, but the town didn't have the voting power.
Post has been edited 5 time(s), last time on Dec 15 2007, 10:37 pm by Mini Moose 2707. Reason: Making something MOAR obvious.