Walking down the street, construction debris from an ancient construction crashed down upon omginbd, flattening him. Sheets of metal pounded him into the ground. Written all over the sheets of metal were various calculus equations and geometric diagrams. The event was brought to an abrupt end when the mafia throwing down the sheets of metal fell off the building himself. He was still alive thanks to his slow, but effective, mafia getaway helicopter.
I'm thinking I'll need a little more time to think and research this one over. We have a couple math topics lying around in off-topic forums. Also, maybe the helicopter points to... zerg
blender?
Walking past the local school, FatalException met his demise. He didn't see his attacker, but rather felt a strange pain, and looked down to see a gaping hole through the center of the chest. FatalException lived a good life, but collapsed and died before he could even cry out in pain.
I'm thinking this points to dark_ssj9kevin and his dt avatar. Otherwise, I see possible (and I stretch the term) connections to cheeze, echo, ezday, and doktor shotgun.
Coming home from a late night movie, Centreri found himself face to face with a gunman carrying a hot branding iron. Centreri was shot twice and collapsed to the ground, dead. Brandishing the preheated branding iron, the mafia thrust it into Centreri's chest and stomach. The text branded on to the corpse read "1980".
I'm struggling with this one. The shootings
could point to both crimson magnum or doktor shotgun. I looked at it very closely, and perhaps the fact the branding iron was
preheated points to WoAHorde and his fire pokemon avatar. Maybe the fact the mafia was brandishing the dead here points to
MasterJohnny, I care not to explain that one further. As for 1980, maybe it has something to do with deathhawk's random #'s in his sig, a user id, a topic #, or a post # (haven't looked through these yet). The book 1980 by Orwell also came to mind, but I don't know how that could relate to anyone. Maybe I'll check the creative section at some point.
The last victim of the night was A_of-s_t, who was driving around in his ambulance sipping cognac. As he approached an intersection, the traffic signal pole fell. He was crushed, blood camoflauged by the traffic light's red signal aura. He was pinned, and knew he would be a dead man soon. Giving up, he felt his life slip away into darkness.
This could point to someone that has the ability to knockdown a traffic pole... not sure who. The fact he was "crushed" probably isn't a clue. I am curious as to why he used the word 'aura', although it probably wasn't a clue to either... He was 'pinned'. And he slipped into the 'darkness', this is not the first time Moose has made a reference to shadows or darkness like this.
When I develop further analysis, I will vote. As for now, this is all I got.
None.