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Shit everybody, I've got some bad news.
At 4pm today, Eastern Standard Time - Cecil and Vrael were kidnapped. Kidnapped by aliens. Police interviewed both of the suspects parents, and after significant forensic investigation, have come to the conclusion that extra-terrerstrial intervention was clearly the case.
"We have strong evidence pointing toward alien abduction," stated Constable William. "There was a large dome-shaped burn mark in the backyard of both victims houses."
"Yeah, I saw a giant UFO flying over their house at 3:59!" exclaimed a vehement neighbour, long term star gazer and alien enthuisast.
Police state that additional, irrefutable evidence was discovered at Vrael's house, by viewing the CCTV cameras installed throughout the residence.
"Yeah, ever since I caught that devil-spawn masturbating I've made it my duty to have cameras on him at all times of the day!" exclaimed Vraels freakishly over-protective mother.
The CCTV cameras have supposedly caught the aliens on tape, but police have been unwilling to release the footage publically. FBI agents were also rumoured to have appeared at the scene later that day.
Several disgruntled members of a community both victims were rumoured to spend time at, Staredit Network have been asking around for an SC2 beta key, which Cecil was rumoured to be in possesion of.
"Oh that silly old thing," said Cecils room-mate. "He keeps it on a USB stick on a string around his neck at all times, I've never seen him take it off! That things definitely in outer-space now."
Well that's it folks, looks like you'll all have to wait for competition number 3 for your chance (
probability values may vary wildly) to get an SC2 beta key! Keep up the mapping!