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Your New You
Sep 23 2012, 5:18 am
By: Fire_Kame
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Sep 25 2012, 4:36 pm Sacrieur Post #41

Still Napping

Who would use an electric weapon while in a wet environment?

These dream villains aren't very bright.



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Sep 25 2012, 4:36 pm Dem0n Post #42

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Having been inspired from your dream, carry out everything you did in it, given that your family is still sleeping.

EDIT: Since there is someone cooking downstairs, alter your plans. Kill your siblings if they are still sleeping, but then creep downstairs with a hard object. If your mother is at the stove, sneak up behind her and smash the object against her skull. Then, take a knife and stab her throat. Do the same to your father whenever he comes down.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Sep 25 2012, 4:43 pm by I Iz LEET.




Sep 25 2012, 4:36 pm Azrael Post #43



Look for a weapon and take it to cautiously investigate the noises.




Sep 25 2012, 4:47 pm Fire_Kame Post #44

wth is starcraft

You grab the role of wrapping paper behind your desk and stalk down the stairs quietly. You hear a shuffling of newspaper, and you smell eggs and bacon frying. That's strange; your mother rarely makes breakfast that extravagant, especially on a school day. Some has the tv - no - a radio?! - on in the kitchen. You hear a ballad sung by a melancholy female, backed by trumpets and a saxophone on it, but the quality is exceedingly poor. No wonder you never noticed the radio before - the quality sucks.

Wrapping paper at the ready, you round the corner and are caught off guard by the scene before you: the dull ceramic tile has been replaced by an even duller linoleum tile. The appliances appear to be at least sixty years old, your father - who you rarely see - is calmly reading a newspaper at the breakfast table, while your brothers are sitting politely in fresh, crisp button up shirts and combed back hair. They are fighting over who gets a decoder ring in the bottom of a box of cereal. Your mother is in a tea length dress with a pale floral design, and her hair is pinned back into perfect curls. She turns around and is startled by your appearance. "Really, Scarlet. You can't go to school looking like that. Hurry up and freshen up. You don't have much time!" You look down at your own attire - you are wearing a long house robe, slippers and a long night dress under that. Your father arches his eyebrow at you, folds the newspaper carefully on the table, gives your mother a kiss on the cheek and leaves for work.




Sep 25 2012, 4:55 pm Dem0n Post #45

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Ask your parents what year it is.




Sep 25 2012, 5:03 pm Fire_Kame Post #46

wth is starcraft

You learn that it is 1951.




Sep 25 2012, 5:08 pm lil-Inferno Post #47

Just here for the pie

Get the launch codes and nuke the Soviets. Failing that, enlist in the military to fight in Korea. Also, set DEFCON to DEFCON 1.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Sep 25 2012, 5:18 pm by lil-Inferno.




Sep 25 2012, 6:31 pm Fire_Kame Post #48

wth is starcraft

You can't do that right now. Please select a more descriptive action.




Sep 25 2012, 6:44 pm lil-Inferno Post #49

Just here for the pie

Don the stage name "PSY" and make a pop song called "Gangnam Style".




Sep 25 2012, 6:49 pm Fire_Kame Post #50

wth is starcraft

Do I really need to drop the hammer already? :\

Look, you can become a pop sensation. BUT first you have to get yourself to that point in a logical fashion. Try to preform at school, join a troop, if you ever get back to the right century upload videos on YouTube. But those type of posts will no longer be tolerated. If you want to do something you have to logically submit the actions, from start to finish.




Sep 25 2012, 7:04 pm Sacrieur Post #51

Still Napping

Go up the stairs and get ready for school, dressing in a skirt or whatever uniform you're expected to wear.



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Sep 25 2012, 7:05 pm lil-Inferno Post #52

Just here for the pie

Then ask your mother to prepare you an egg cream.




Sep 25 2012, 7:08 pm Fire_Kame Post #53

wth is starcraft

You dress for the day, taking care with your hair. It is 7:45 by the time you finish. You go downstairs for an egg cream but your brothers have already left, and your mother is busy preparing a roast for dinner. Upon your request she says, "You shouldn't eat too many sweets, Scarlet. Boys will never look at you if you fill up on sweets so early in the morning. Now get going or else you'll be late."




Sep 25 2012, 7:11 pm lil-Inferno Post #54

Just here for the pie

Get going or else you'll be late.




Sep 25 2012, 7:18 pm Fire_Kame Post #55

wth is starcraft

You arrive to your first class just as the bell rings. You slide into the seat next to Jordan. Surprisingly, his appearance hasn't changed much in the sixty year time difference. You smile at him politely.




Sep 25 2012, 7:26 pm Sacrieur Post #56

Still Napping

You can do better than him. Turn your attention towards the class and don't concern yourself with those petty interpersonal romantic affairs.



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Sep 25 2012, 7:31 pm Azrael Post #57



Additionally, find out the exact date, looking around for a calendar or somewhere else the date could be written.




Sep 25 2012, 8:02 pm Vrael Post #58



Quote from Fire_Kame
Do I really need to drop the hammer already? :\
See what happens when you don't give Vrael his lazer vision?



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Sep 26 2012, 7:40 pm Fire_Kame Post #59

wth is starcraft

It is Tuesday, September 4th, 1951.

The class bores you as your teacher goes over the syllabus again.


Also, you realize you have lazer vision, just so Vrael is happy.




Sep 26 2012, 7:57 pm Vrael Post #60



Now it's an RP.

Ask Jordan if he's aware of the temporal anomaly.

Also, mental note to self: remember to invest lots of money in a company called "IBM".



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