Day FiveThe gallows were actually positioned right next to the town's airport. However, most people forgot that the airport even exists because there's almost never any planes landing or taking off. As Azrael.Wrath stood on the wooden stand ready to be executed, he and everyone else was suddenly reminded of the airport's existence as a small jet landed loudly a few hundred feet away.
"What the hell is a jet doing here?"
"..Wait a second, isn't that Norm's private jet?"
"Indeed it is," said DevliN as he looked through a pair of binoculars, "and it looks like his Smoking Hot wife and his son are just now getting back from vacation, so we better get this over with."
"Any last words, Azrael.Wrath?" asked the executioner.
"Yeah," he said, "just one thing... It took you guys long enough! I mean, channel
8 news covering all
sides of every story? If there's one thing the late, great Norm did for you guys - it was putting that clue out there. Think about it, channel 8 doesn't even have news, and if they had it, it would suck. Also, I wear this umbrella T-shirt every fucking day. Look at it, OH the umbrella has 8 sides. DAMMIT, I can't believe I'm about to be hung by idiots."
The crowd stood in silence for a moment, and in a nearby grave, Norm was facepalming like you wouldn't believe.
Finally, the executioner said, "Very well." and pushed
Azrael.Wrath to his death. The town lived happily ever after. All the remaining single men tried their hardest to pick up Norm's trophy wife, but none were manly enough. Norm's son went on to be the best Mayor ever to May Awesometown (Yeah, even better than his ol' Pa.) And everyone was pretty happy with the way things turned out... except Tempz - He got hit by a car the next day.
The End.
None.