But ALAS, he is not what he seems! Some call him the Baker, others the Muffin Man... But all agree, he has a DOUBLE LIFE. He does not live in El Salvador, as he claims, but actually the small town of Cleveland, Ohio. He is a suspected purpetrator behind the Yellow Van Dirty Bomb scares, and a maker of DELICIOUS CAKE.
It is also thought that he makes delicious desserts known as COOKIES.
Corbo is a vile vermin, leading us so far astray, and we are all asking the same question: WHY HAVEN'T YOU SHARED DELICIOUS CAKE?!?
Sources:
http://www.corbos.com/
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/
http://www.4chan.org/
- From Faux News, making you safe.
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