SimLove is a silly game wherein you try to win the girl of your dreams.

It just so happens that Apple High School has a disproportionate girls : guys ratio, so the pickings look good! Unless you're gay.

Will you be able to woo the girl of your dreams?

Name:
Three Words that Describe you:

Stromulus Variegated Plickning
Badass gay motherfucker.

Name: Steve Stevenson
Awesome, Awesome, Awesome.

Sexy, Intelligent, and Amazing

Name: Nathan Pansy
Words: STD-Ridden, Irresponsible, Unconscious

Hyperbolic Time Chamber

Its a wonderful sunny day at Roman High School. It is lunch time for you, so you walk into the cafeteria and scope the room for a familiar face or for something good to eat. You see several attractive students gathered in different areas of the cafeteria. A group of girls you recognize from a science class are sitting at a back table, listening to music from one of their phones, several students are lounging out on the lawn, and others are in line patiently waiting for their beef stroganoff and sliced carrots. The entire forty five minute period is ahead of you, for you to use as you wish. Do you go up to the girls from science class? Perhaps hop in line? Or maybe you choose to do something else...?

(New students can always jump in)

Tyrone Jawnsuhn.
Thug rapist extraordinaire.


"Wuddup sluts."
Then I proceed to rape them, rape them all.

Finish, Hushcreek, First

START

ALL THE RPGS

I'm working on it, Demon.

inb4

That's awkward.

Guys I need movements so I can tell you about all the hotties.

Pass a note with a sexy poem on it to Steve Stevenson, my crush.

Since Steve Stevenson is a real character, you'll have to post the poem for him to decide whether or not he wants you back

Mr. Pansy trips over a cafeteria table and lays flat on it. He zones out and remains sumped over the table, motionless. His head is on its side and his mouth is open, a pile of drool forming on the table under Nathan's mouth.

Steve,
Your nose is like a pendulous passionfruit blossom,
Your eyes glitter like panther teeth,
Your mouth is appropriately shaped,
Be mine
- SVP

Many students walk by, awkwardly avoiding the drool that had no started to spill onto the floor. But fortunately for you, Rita Hawthorne, a beautiful but innocent pre-med hopeful, sees you and runs to your side. "Oh no!" she calls out, "can you hear me? We must get this poor soul to the nurse's office!"

Nathan awakes to see her leaning over him, her sweet smile growing as he opens his eyes, "good morning sleepy head," she says warmly, "how are you feeling?"

Dump her, now, and run. She can't talk properly. I bet she says "aks" too.

Edit: looks like Kame edited her post.

I type fast!

drats he figured me out