For those who know me I am somewhat obsessed with death but don't want to experience it unless it turns out to a joy ride like what i talked about in my other thread http://www.staredit.net/topic/13632/ But then what... after you die what happens to your body. Than it hit me, epic funeral. So sen this is how i would like to be buried... well technically not buried but you get what I'm trying to say (hopefully ).

-First i would like to get shaved until i have no hair and then hair turned into diamonds... http://www.lifegem.com/ (yea you can do that)
-Have my bones turned into musical instruments (bone flute ftw?)
-Have my brain preserved to live on in the future
-Have the rest of body liquidized into bullets than have those bullets kill people

(if i think of anything else I'll update the thread)



Post has been edited 4 time(s), last time on Dec 6 2011, 10:41 pm by Tempz.

I want nothing to happen to me, so that way the maximum energy content of my body will be preserved for fauna and microorganisms to feast on, just as I have feasted on them.

wow, that was shocking

Well, I don't think anyone will even notice that I'm gone, so there's no point in trying to arrange anything fancy.

I find it retarded to want to pay money for something in relation to a dead body. They should all just be thrown in the Earth and left there to become compost.
The money should be sent to Africa or something, not to turn your hair in fucking diamonds or shit like that.

-i want my brain (me) removed from the body if some parts are intact (like some of the frontal lobe, and some of the lymbic system) and have it preserved for later resurrection [unimportant where my sould would be, if thats separate]. All other usefull organs go to donations, all my blood etc, which can be used.
-Make cat food of the parts which are usefull for that but useless for backup parts etc.
-Everything useless should be just composted the faster way (i think there is already some company which does more efficient composting).

I wonder if they actually label these things that say like "It was made from a dead person's lock of hair" or "Made from Tempz's cremated ashes"

To me, really weird. Obsession with death...I'd rather you just be obsessed with vaginas and video games.
but do whatever you want I guess.

Let scientists collide particles of your hard-ons with stuff at high speed.

I want my useful parts go towards scientific study. That which can't be used very well should be returned to the earth to support the biosphere.

I'd rather be known for my accomplisments while I'm alive, rather then being an accomplishment when I'm dead.

Just donate your body to some good cause, who knows, you could get featured on a Cracked article some day

Neil Degrasse Tyson FTW.

My brain will power the world-governing supercomputer of our soon-to-be robotic overlords.

My hands must be crafted into menacing artifacts of eldritch power to be bestowed upon only the most loyal and courageous servants of the new world order.

My eyes will be affixed atop adamantium towers reaching into the heavens; one upon each end of the earth.

My bowels will run the mighty engines of industry that will propel my inner-earth strip mining operations.

My bones will act as resonators with the hearts and minds of my slave armies, relinquishing them of their free will.

My skin will drape across the lands, sealing away the warmth of the sun and the hopes of man forevermore.

My phallus will be crafted into a colossal, ornate tower reaching far beyond the misty veils of earth's atmosphere to be seen across the cosmos.



Nothing short of this will be acceptable.

The contract is sealed.

Tempz weren't you a sex addict not too long ago? Sounds to me like you're just bored buddy. Bored, too much time, and no proper direction. How about you spend some of your time coding a game maybe?

Oh Cecil I'm obsessed with both .. but your right i am bored.

A sex obsession combined with a death obsession isn't good.

But no, seriously, Tempz, do you have a job or are you in school? Maybe both? Either will help keep you busy.

If I die, my family shouldn't pay for my extra wishes regarding my death. They shall give me a default funeral and use the rest of my money to have a better life or save it for unexpected events.

I already had to bury 2 of my family members out of the house I grew up in. Funerals aren't cheap and you have a lot of stuff to do, so I don't want them to do these extras for the will of a dead man.
If nobody is able to care about my grave, they shall burn my body and throw my ashes into a forest, so I won't have a grave that reprobates.

I feel similar to how you feel Ahli... Its just that if i had accumulated enough cash why not spend it... if i wern't to have the lavish funeral like the one described in the opening post i would like to have my funeral done on the cheap.

Why not put your organs on sale when you die