So, my group of friends decided to do secret santa. I drew the name of my friend's girlfriend (whom I know the least, of course). I need a gift idea. It a.) can't offend her, b.) can't offend her boyfriend and c.) can't offend
my girlfriend.
Please
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Just here for the activity... well not really
A dildo.
guy lifting weight (animated smiley):
O-IC
OI-C
"Oh, I see it"
See SEN? This is why we're friends.
PS: Tampons.
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Some morning-after pills.
a cutting board for all them sammiches.
A nude picture, autographed. Bitch can sell that for cash on eBay in ten years.
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A stuffed animal of course!
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That plain white t shirt that has a stencil of Nicholas Cages's face but it says "John Travolta" over it, I've seen it on the web a couple of times now. It's the best.
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A brown paper bag. Eyeholes optional.
Edit: Imagine her looking inside it expecting to find the present... muahahaha
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A print of the most disturbing, graphic, violent, gory, perverted hentai image you can find. Poster-size.
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