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secret santa
Nov 25 2010, 5:04 am
By: Leeroy_Jenkins  

Nov 25 2010, 5:04 am Leeroy_Jenkins Post #1



So, my group of friends decided to do secret santa. I drew the name of my friend's girlfriend (whom I know the least, of course). I need a gift idea. It a.) can't offend her, b.) can't offend her boyfriend and c.) can't offend my girlfriend.

Please :D



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Nov 25 2010, 5:18 am Doodan Post #2



A tube of lube.



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Nov 25 2010, 5:20 am dumbducky Post #3



Condoms.



tits

Nov 25 2010, 5:24 am l)ark_ssj9kevin Post #4

Just here for the activity... well not really

A dildo.



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Nov 25 2010, 5:32 am Fire_Kame Post #5

wth is starcraft

Quote from Doodan
A tube of lube.

Quote from dumbducky
Condoms.

Quote from l)ark_ssj9kevin
A dildo.

:awesome:

See SEN? This is why we're friends.

PS: Tampons.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Nov 25 2010, 5:38 am by Fire_Kame.




Nov 25 2010, 5:38 am Sand Wraith Post #6

she/her

Some morning-after pills.




Nov 25 2010, 6:12 am FatalException Post #7



Skanky lingerie?



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Nov 25 2010, 6:59 am RIVE Post #8

Just Here For The Pie

Edible underwear.



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Nov 25 2010, 7:03 am DavidJCobb Post #9



A Survibrator.

If you caught the reference, then you have good taste in television. :3



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Nov 25 2010, 7:31 am Riney Post #10

Thigh high affectionado

New kitchenware



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Nov 25 2010, 7:34 am Fire_Kame Post #11

wth is starcraft

Quote from Riney
New kitchenware

a cutting board for all them sammiches.




Nov 25 2010, 7:35 am BiOAtK Post #12



A nude picture, autographed. Bitch can sell that for cash on eBay in ten years.



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Nov 25 2010, 7:35 am Neki Post #13



A mug that has the words "Homemaker" on it.



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Nov 25 2010, 1:06 pm EzTerix Post #14



A stuffed animal of course!



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Nov 25 2010, 1:07 pm MadZombie Post #15



That plain white t shirt that has a stencil of Nicholas Cages's face but it says "John Travolta" over it, I've seen it on the web a couple of times now. It's the best.



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Nov 25 2010, 2:04 pm NicholasBeige Post #16



A brown paper bag. Eyeholes optional.

Edit: Imagine her looking inside it expecting to find the present... muahahaha



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Nov 25 2010, 2:11 pm DavidJCobb Post #17



A print of the most disturbing, graphic, violent, gory, perverted hentai image you can find. Poster-size.



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Nov 25 2010, 2:13 pm poison_us Post #18

Back* from the grave

Lifetime supply of Tic-Tacs.




Nov 25 2010, 2:15 pm DavidJCobb Post #19



StarCraft.

Halo: Reach is fine too.



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Nov 25 2010, 2:21 pm poison_us Post #20

Back* from the grave

Womenz aren't on internet, get her a back brace so she doesn't complain about her back hurting anymore. Ostensibly it's the best thing you can do, because it's relieving her pain, but we all really know what's going on: you want to give her less reasons to complain.




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