This made me sad because all of it is true. Oh Starcraft 2, Starcraft 2, Wherefore art thou so broken and unfaithful </3
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Lyrics: The beta was young, when we first played you. I close my eyes and the flashback starts- I'm standing there I close my eyes, see the invite email, I'm logging in Into battle net at 3 AM. I see the ranks, see achivements, and icons. I see you make me log into facebook and say hello Little did I know... That you took away LAN, you took away chatrooms- And Blizzard said, "we don't support cross realm play"- And I was crying on the forums- Begging you, "Blizzard NOOOO..." And I said... StarCraft2, take me somewhere we can be alone. Macro, micro, other games are not as fun. You'll be the game and I'll be the gamer, It's a love story, Kerrigan and Raynor. So I download the crack version to play you. We keep quiet, because they'd sue if they knew- So close your eyes... imagine LAN for a little while. Cause you were StarCraft2 - I was a hardcore gamer, And Blizzard kept screwing up battle net- But you were everything to me- I was begging them, "Blizzard Nooo..." And I said... StarCraft2, take me, somewhere we can be alone Macro, micro; other games are not as fun I'll be the fanboy and You'll be the e-sport It's a love story, just add LAN support- StarCraft2, save me, they're trying to tell me how to play. Forums aren't anonymous, they're now RE AL. I am afraid, noobs can google my address. What a disaster, Blizzard please fix this. I got tired of waiting. Wondering if you were ever coming around. My faith in you was fading- When I realized the beta was down. And I said... StarCraft2, save me, I've been feeling so alone. I keep waiting, all of this can be undone. I see one more thread, and I click on the link- You brought beta back and pulled out a patch and said... Marry me userbase, you'll never have to be alone. I have LAN, and chat rooms are good to go. Face Book is gone; you can be anonymous It's a love story, Blizzard just said... yes 'Cause the beta was young, when I first played you
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Lyrics: I thought I saw a game brought to life But Bnet. It was crap. It made me want to cry I felt a little dead inside Well you couldn't be BroodWar I adored You don't seem to know Or even care what flist is for I can't f message anymore Blizz, where are my channels at? All I have is private chat What the hell's going on? Nothing's fine I'm torn
I'm all out of faith This is how I feel There's no cross-region play It is nothing like BroodWar Bnet never changed Into something real Stuck in placement And I can see The perfect game is torn You're a little late I'm already torn
So I guess facebook friends is alright I just want some privacy And not shared RealIDs But I put my faith in you and now I don't care Facebook sucks I miss f message so damn much There's just so many things That I can't touch I'm torn
I'm all out of faith This is how I feel There's no cross-region play It is nothing like BroodWar Bnet never changed Into something real Stuck in placement And I can see The perfect game is torn You're a little late I'm already torn
Torn
hoooooooooo hoohooooooo oooooooo
On ICCup, my high rank's D But SC2? I'm Diamond league What the hell's going on? Nothing's right I'm torn
I'm all out of faith This is how I feel There's no cross-region play It is nothing like BroodWar Bnet never changed Into something real Stuck in placement And I can see The perfect game is torn
I'm all out of faith This is how I feel There's no cross-region play It is nothing like BroodWar You're a little late I'm already torn
Torn (Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh) Hoh
Oooh ooh I miss f message so damn much.. Here's an interesting exerpt
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(A quote from [teamliquid] feedback [from Husky's video about Battle.net 2.0] forum)
"Say that blizzard is a restaurant, Starcraft 2 is the food they serve and battlenet 2.0 is the waiter that brings you the food.
Now the food is hands down awesome, it's the best thing you've ever ate, in fact it's so good your mouth orgasms when your tongue touches that culinary delight.
How ever the waiter is a dick.
He doesn't allow you to talk to any one else at the table, but you can whisper to some one close to you as long as no one else hears what you're saying (no chat channels). When you see some friends of yours at the next table he doesn't allow you to get up and go to them unless you order the exact same thing you've ordered at your table once you reach their table (no xrealm) If you want salt on your food you have to pay extra, if you want pepper you have to pay extra, if you want to use the napkin, you have to pay extra, if you want a tooth pick, you have to pay extra, if you want to go to the bathroom you have to pay extra (map marketplace). While you order the waiter places a microphone under your table in order to gather personal information about you, information that he will use to make statistics and sell to other restauranats. Sharing food between you and your loved one is completly forbidden since there have been case where people would eat for free by doing this (no lan) The plates, knives, forks and the dinner table are filled with adds. At the end of the lunch you can't see the whole bill, just the first 2 items you've baught and how much the overall price is, but not the price for the individual items (no world wide ranking)
Now would you WANT to go again to the same restaurant? Even if the food is good?
Would you really be surprised if some one would say "let's not go here anymore until they fire that waiter?"
Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Oct 9 2010, 3:41 am by UnholyUrine.
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