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Jul 9 2010, 2:27 am
By: stickynote
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Jul 9 2010, 2:27 am stickynote Post #1



Title says it all. Yes, I am a guy, and I do like boobs. I don't understand what the attraction is, though. They're pieces of fat that hang on a women's chest. And they lactate. I don't think any other animal has a boob attraction.



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Jul 9 2010, 2:28 am CecilSunkure Post #2



It's some cruel joke god is playing on us.

Quote from name:God
God -- Lol, they like boobs. Ew.




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Jul 9 2010, 2:35 am StarBlue Post #3



Several guys ask me this... I'm just going to sit here and let you be tormented, perhaps I will reveal the anwer 132,287,341,872.748893017283 years in the future :D



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Jul 9 2010, 2:38 am payne Post #4

:payne:

In fact, and for real, I never ever cared about boobs.
Most of the gurls I had a crush on were wearing bras of "A" or "B". ;o



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Jul 9 2010, 2:38 am Norm Post #5



It's called biology. You like boobs because they are a sign that the female is capable of raising your child with the proper nutrition.



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Jul 9 2010, 2:39 am Leeroy_Jenkins Post #6



Quote from Norm
It's called biology. You like boobs because they are a sign that the female is capable of raising your child with the proper nutrition.
Oh snap.



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Jul 9 2010, 2:40 am Demented Shaman Post #7



Why is the sky blue?



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Jul 9 2010, 2:44 am CecilSunkure Post #8



Quote from Norm
It's called biology. You like boobs because they are a sign that the female is capable of raising your child with the proper nutrition.
Unless she's unhealthy, and her large boobs are a sign of bloating due to malnutrition, or that something has laid many eggs in them -like a spider.



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Jul 9 2010, 2:46 am Centreri Post #9

Relatively ancient and inactive

I lol'd. First at the question, then at Norm being the one to respond sensibly.



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Jul 9 2010, 2:50 am Tempz Post #10



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Think of this part if your not trying to get overexciting while doing the dirty ;)

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More primal inception of it *RAWR*



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Jul 9 2010, 3:00 am Centreri Post #11

Relatively ancient and inactive

I find beanbag chairs rather erotic. And boobs are like beanbag chairs. Kinda. So maybe Norm is wrong and we're attracted to beanbag chairs; who knows?



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Jul 9 2010, 3:23 am Picturesque Post #12



Quote from stickynote
Title says it all. Yes, I am a guy, and I do like boobs. I don't understand what the attraction is, though. They're pieces of fat that hang on a women's chest. And they lactate. I don't think any other animal has a boob attraction.

Why are guys attracted to women?



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Jul 9 2010, 3:26 am ShredderIV Post #13



Part of it is that we also dont usually see them unless we're doing it.

If women didnt wear shirts all the time men wouldn't freak out so much about boobs.



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Jul 9 2010, 3:44 am poison_us Post #14

Back* from the grave

Quote from Picturesque
Quote from stickynote
Title says it all. Yes, I am a guy, and I do like boobs. I don't understand what the attraction is, though. They're pieces of fat that hang on a women's chest. And they lactate. I don't think any other animal has a boob attraction.

Why are guys attracted to women?
Because we are ♂.

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Quote from Norm
It's called biology. You like boobs because they are a sign that the female is capable of raising your child with the proper nutrition.

Unless she's unhealthy, and her large boobs are a sign of bloating due to malnutrition, or that something has laid many eggs in them -like a spider.
Boobs with spider eggs excite cecil.





Jul 9 2010, 4:11 am Doodan Post #15



Boobs are cool, but I've always been more of a leg man.



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Jul 9 2010, 4:16 am ClansAreForGays Post #16



It's always been 'hip' to not be a boob man. To hell with that, I'll be a drooling sheep to Kelly Hazel, and a boob man for all my life.





Jul 9 2010, 4:18 am Fire_Kame Post #17

wth is starcraft

Quote from Norm
It's called biology. You like boobs because they are a sign that the female is capable of raising your child with the proper nutrition.

Quote from name:Pebbles
Part of it is that we also dont usually see them unless we're doing it.

If women didnt wear shirts all the time men wouldn't freak out so much about boobs.

THAT'S THE END OF THAT CHAPTER.




Jul 9 2010, 4:25 am Leeroy_Jenkins Post #18



Quote from ClansAreForGays
It's always been 'hip' to not be a boob man. To hell with that, I'll be a drooling sheep to Kelly Hazel, and a boob man for all my life.
mmm



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Jul 9 2010, 4:44 am Dem0n Post #19

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That's just a bit too much. :crazy:




Jul 9 2010, 5:03 am Phobos Post #20

Are you sure about that?

Quote from name:Pebbles
Part of it is that we also dont usually see them unless we're doing it.

If women didnt wear shirts all the time men wouldn't freak out so much about boobs.

This, and also what Norm said.

As to my personal preference... I would rather date a girl with small sized boobs and good shape than a large breasted woman... Sure, big stuff looks good in porn (not to everyone but it does to me) but when it comes to a real girl I would rather have something small. Even smaller than average, I would daresay.




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