I say the bible is a work of the flying spaghetti monster, canceling out any divine calling, and making it a bunch of ficticious junk. Show me how your intrepretation is any more credible than mine, please.
Funny, you don't have any supporting evidence, and here I shall disprove evolution:
Well, as it says
here, plants existed at least 2 billion years before anything else came into evolution. But here is whats so silly, you see, plants need carbon dioxide correct? And well, they use it all up and release lots of oxygen into the air. Now the reverse of this process, cellular respiration, takes that oxygen (and some other things), and releases a byproduct of carbon dioxide. Ahh, but here is our flaw. There was nothing that could possibly convert the oxygen back into carbon dioxide. So all of the carbon dioxide on the Earth would slowly be drained. And over 2 billion years?! Oh please, thats a hell of a long time to drain all of the carbon dioxide on the Earth.
You might say, oh well, "the plants adapted to the lack of carbon dioxide".
How would that work? By the time the carbon dioxide levels are low enough for the plants of notice, I doubt they'll have a few million years left to adapt to it.
Another example how God exists, just look around you, in the dark that is. You ever wonder how you see in the dark? You have 2 lenses, a color lens that works just like a camera lens... and then you have a night vision lens... that circles around your color lens. And you can still detect 3D objects in night vision. So explain to me this, How in the hell can you even see at night when your night-vision lens has a big hole in it?
And another thing, since us humans are so great and powerful because we can figure out where we came from all by ourselves, why can't we fix our own damn problems we cause? Oh wait, thats because everything we touch gets screwed up. Where animals live in perfect balance with each other, we charge in and disrupt the balance. So how do you know these HUMAN theories aren't as screwed up as everything else we've applied. Now I know God's word isn't screwed up, because it wasn't written by HUMANS it was written by God. And still humans have managed to screw even that up as well!