>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
You could have a bunch, like
HP potion - heals to your level. 100 mins, max of one
Mana potion - same but for mana
Armour of Luxus - every few seconds, invincibility comes on for .3 seconds or something. 120 mins
Chaos Spear - randomly creates a hallu of yourself by an enemy hero, which disappears after 5 seconds, plur makes the screen jump around and explosions appear.
Cooldown of 30 seconds. Costs 80
Sun flash - Activateable, creates heaps of explosions to hide you, and temporarily unallies vision for enemies in a largeish area, to make it like night time for them. Cooldown of 1 minute. Costs 80 mins, maybe more.
Shaman's Staff - increases max mana by 40 or 60, costs 120.
Power Crystal - Increases mana regen rate. Costs 125
Home teleport. Tele's back to temple, max of one. Costs 200, one use only.
Trumpet of Cuthlu - Summons a 8 spawn units, strong ones. Idk what. One use, max of one, costs 85.
Bear Trap - one use, max of one, costs 50. When you activate, it makes a location that freezes an enemy hero for 7 seconds when it walks over. Only works once.
I could go on but you get the idea.
Red classic.
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