Deodorant. Really powerful stuff, too.
You people have no imagination.
None.
Hand-me-down panties that used to be your mom's/sister's.
None.
Military deployment orders.
None.
A new recycling bin with a midget stripper to jump out and surprise that lucky gal OR guy...
None.
Just here for the activity... well not really
A tampon. Perferrably used.
guy lifting weight (animated smiley):
O-IC
OI-C
"Oh, I see it"
A Christmas card she (or he) sent you last year, with "Christmas" crossed out and "V-day" written in black sharpie instead.
None.
Relatively ancient and inactive
I think a best valentine's day present would be more fun.
A big red button on a small gray cube that, when pressed, causes the death of their mother/father. You tell them this, too.
None.
TZ, you made me LoL and have a great idea for my girlfriend ;D
None.
a dick in a box... not your dick... and not attached to anything
edit: blood optional
None.
Your still beating Heart...
A candy-gram sent to yourself.
Rape.
None.
Relatively ancient and inactive
a dick in a box...
not your dick... and not attached to anything
edit: blood optional
I know how much you enjoy it when we're together... so here's a gift... for when we're away.
Or maybe as a break-up softener?
None.
Moose in a can.
Lingie#3148 on Discord. Lingie, the Fox-Tailed on Steam.
A large vial of sperm from the local sperm bank.
Lingie#3148 on Discord. Lingie, the Fox-Tailed on Steam.